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| 16 Nov 2013 02:07 PM |
I was at the zoo with my 7 year old daughter And we went to see the gorillas But the gorillas were sleeping My daughter really loves gorillas, The only reason we went to the zoo was to see them I didn't want to disappoint her So I kept tapping the glass thinking it was a good idea The gorillas did wake up...but they weren't happy They broke through the glass and brutally beat me up My daughter laughed at me I'm thinking of putting her up for adoption |
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NBA157
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| 16 Nov 2013 02:22 PM |
If I put her up for adoption Does my wife have to sign all the paperwork? I don't want her to find out |
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Sheb8796
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| 16 Nov 2013 05:32 PM |
Guys I talked to my wife She said she would sign the papers The divorce papers |
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| 16 Nov 2013 05:35 PM |
just take you're daughter to walmart and dump her in the donation bin and run away to a secret base full of unicorns where she will never find you
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| 16 Nov 2013 05:48 PM |
I told her I was just kidding I guess I can't get rid of my daughter |
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