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Re: Vak Confession Time

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HeroMaster is not online. HeroMaster
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19 Apr 2014 10:37 PM
It's been over a year since I retired from Vak so it's time for some confessions.

But first, a little history lesson.

If anyone's confused, yeah, I was in Vak for a good long while. My first encounter with it involved 1v19'ing an entire Vak invasion force led by Vaktus himself. I mean, I lost, but I still took a few out with me... and that counts, right?

In any case, Vaktus eventually tried to bribe me with a Captain rank to leave my current group, and I "accepted" despite immediately turning around and attempting to AA in retribution for him not only trying to bribe me, but also my friends. The AA failed and I left, the war eventually ending on a NAP that held until we laid EW to rest back in mid 2013, and VAK/EW shared multiple members over the course of it.

After that mess, I talked with Vaktus over PM, stuff happened, and since Vaktus was a pretty chill dude who put down his God-Emperor facade in private, he offered me a real entrance into Vak. Not like it mattered. I'd been steadily installing an alt into the Vak cadet academy during the war and was on the verge of being let into the group proper, so it wasn't like I didn't earn it.

Eventually, since my true loyalties have laid with EW since the first clan war to ever happen and Vak would never have the same level of dedication I gave to my childhood clan, I happily trudged along to Sergeant, where I stayed until around late-early 2013. I retired because, simply put, I couldn't juggle college prep AND two clans at once, and I was already being threatened with exile by some random General because I'd been apparently "focusing on real life too much and neglecting my vak dooties".

It was fun, and despite their many failing as of late, I'll always respect Vak and it was a good clan while I was there to witness it. But... good clans and good soldiers are never perfect, and it's time for confessions/bragging.

1) I was probably the only person to ever let lvl 1 VACs into the base, against the rules, even if I told them to leave right after they got better guns and they always did. Sorry, rule-diehards.

2) I took great pleasure in tking Sorlor/Xalvyaitor(or whatever) at SMO, that sunnovagun that would pretend to stick his gun into the rear end of lower ranks and VACs for his own twisted pleasure. Woops! Accidentally sniped you. It's easy to miss with that 'ol sniper rifle aimed into a cluster of enemies and allies. :)

3) One time I threw a grenade into a large cluster of VAC bunching up right outside of the raider spawn. No regrets.

4) I got trigger-happy with the ATAC. I actually do regret that one.

4.5) When someone inevitably said "HEY. TAKE ME OVER THE GATE." I would sometimes purposefully "accidentally" dump them over the edge of the map. I actually do not regret this because it's their fault for not having a man on gate duty and then asking their biggest weapon to play magic schoolbus.

5) I hated gate duty. A lot. Seriously, the gate-guys get NO respect, man. If you do not open that gate THE SPLIT SECOND someone comes within A HUNDRED STUDS of that gate, you are automatically bad at your job in their eyes. And they let you know. A lot. I'm even guilty of it at times.

6) Sometimes I would wear t-shirts specifically designed to piss people off but be within rules. My Princess Celestia t-shirt was my favorite. Partially because it backfired and all but one guy (some captain kid) loved it. Ironically I got punished for breaking uniform rules, but in a completely different scenario when I accidentally put on the wrong pair of darkly-colored-vaguely-detailed pants.

7) I hated how horrible some of the glory-hound HRs could act during raids. Because, you know, the charge you "led" by waiting at the back and letting us grunts (I was a sergeant for most of my career) do all the dirty work.

8) I always slyly refused to say "HAIL VAKTUS!!!!!!!" at the end of every event. Nobody ever noticed. No regrets.

9) I never liked how Vaktus was portrayed as some sort of god-being. Maybe it was due to the fact that I actually spoke with him a number of times (both before and after I joined Vak, since he's the one who personally let me in even AFTER I attempted to AA.) and he was always a really chill, awesome dude to talk to. He's charismatic, I'll give him that, but he's hardly better than anyone else otherwise.

10) I had way more fun than I should've during Vak trainings at the fair city warzone. Man, I should've stayed just to keep fighting there. That stuff was great.

11) I took prisoners when, yes, "you aren't supposed to". Blah blah blah, I'm aware we're supposed to kill them on sight, but if they surrender, I deserve the pleasure of leading them into the PRISONER CELLS and then just leaving them there until they decide to leave.

12) I always was bugged by the stupid amount of ammo guns had. Seriously. Who has enough room for 500 rounds of that ammo on their person? Do all vaktovians have hammerspaces or something? Wha?

13) I left raids/trainings a lot because IRL>Vak whether anyone likes it or not.

Can't think of anything else for now.
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ShatteredRealites120 is not online. ShatteredRealites120
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19 Apr 2014 10:43 PM
u forgot the blood pact
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HeroMaster is not online. HeroMaster
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19 Apr 2014 10:45 PM
OH! YEAH!

I used ketchup for that.

Nobody ever noticed.
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ShatteredRealites120 is not online. ShatteredRealites120
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19 Apr 2014 10:46 PM
i used my swiss army knife, that event got me one step closer to becoming an independent man
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jordanfan2 is not online. jordanfan2
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19 Apr 2014 10:47 PM
This is legit.
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HeroMaster is not online. HeroMaster
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20 Apr 2014 10:27 AM
bump
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IgnisMortem is not online. IgnisMortem
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20 Apr 2014 10:35 AM
gg
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HeroMaster is not online. HeroMaster
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20 Apr 2014 10:37 AM
14. Sometimes, though I refused to ever utter the words "heil vaktus" because nobody in their right might should be heil-ing anyone, even in roleplay, I would say "Hail Cactus".

Nobody noticed. No regrets.
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20 Apr 2014 10:38 AM
i salute you sir
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20 Apr 2014 10:38 AM
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20 Apr 2014 10:39 AM
traitorscum............................................................................................
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Cirvius is not online. Cirvius
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20 Apr 2014 10:40 AM
You.
I like you.

You have all my respect.
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BlackHawk100 is not online. BlackHawk100
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20 Apr 2014 10:40 AM
squid is jealous of the wild life
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HeroMaster is not online. HeroMaster
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20 Apr 2014 10:45 AM
15) Sometimes I would deliberately ignore people at the gate while on gate duty, and just pretend to be zoomed in with the sniper.

Purely for lols and a hatred of gate duty, of course.
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DividedFallout is not online. DividedFallout
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20 Apr 2014 10:46 AM
One thing I do remember while on Gate Duty was opening and closing the gate and often times getting said "What took you so long", but that was 1% of the time, 99% of the time I got it open and they thanked me.

And if they didn't thank me I would follow them and say "You're welcome!"

#CHEEZCARE2014
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20 Apr 2014 10:48 AM
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HeroMaster is not online. HeroMaster
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20 Apr 2014 10:49 AM
sorry commanderfur :(
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Rattlemans is not online. Rattlemans
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20 Apr 2014 10:49 AM
GG
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bohdan77 is not online. bohdan77
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20 Apr 2014 10:50 AM
If only I could make a thread like this.. ;(
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Distante is not online. Distante
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20 Apr 2014 10:50 AM
i lied on my application for vac


no regrets.
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HeroMaster is not online. HeroMaster
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20 Apr 2014 10:54 AM
Bohdan, I would advise retiring beforehand.
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HeroMaster is not online. HeroMaster
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20 Apr 2014 06:09 PM
16) One time I purposefully put the wrong pair of pants on (they looked pretty much exactly the same) and waited for a nearby officer to notice.

He did, and he flipped out massively. Not even at me breaking the rules. He got super paranoid and screamed at everyone that I was /obviously/ a general/hr on an alt who was trying to get him to mess up so I could demote him.

It was hilarious and I'll never get over at how utterly paranoid the poor sap was.
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sdght34 is not online. sdght34
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20 Apr 2014 06:13 PM
lol'd
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zShadowJon is not online. zShadowJon
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20 Apr 2014 06:19 PM
died
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1Ali1 is not online. 1Ali1
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20 Apr 2014 06:33 PM
lol that blood pact
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