Marinio
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| 20 Apr 2014 11:29 PM |
So Little Johnny got sent home with a homework assignment to describe "what is the government?"
So at dinner, Johnny asked his dad, "What is the government?" His dad replied with, "Well, you are the Citizens, your baby brother is the economy, I am the President, your mother is Congress, and the maid is the Work force."
"I don't get it..." Said Little Johnny, confused about his father's explanation.
"Don't worry about it, son. Sleep on it, and you will get the answer."
So Little Johnny said ok, then went to bed. Well. At midnight, Little Johnny is awakened by the crying of his baby brother, who had a soiled diaper. Well, he went to his mothers room, to see her fast asleep in the bedroom. He went to the maids room to see his dad doing up the maid.
It was then when Little Johnny had returned to his room, and finally, the Government made sense to him!
He thought, "Well, the President is screwing the work force, the economy is s###ing itself, and Congress is asleep, not doing anything to help, while the citizens are stuck to watch it all happen." |
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Soranox
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Generike
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Modsz
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| 20 Apr 2014 11:32 PM |
| Actually laughed haha. Good one though long. |
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AluminumX
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| 20 Apr 2014 11:33 PM |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
That's what the government wants you to think! |
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Raethyr
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Dioxo
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| 20 Apr 2014 11:41 PM |
| This describes Nights USA perfectly. |
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Zarj23
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lcyBIade
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| 20 Apr 2014 11:52 PM |
It's true and is funny!
Nice one. |
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| 21 Apr 2014 12:00 AM |
| I thought the punch line was supposed to be that the dad and the mom had control of little Johnny (Because they're the parents), the economy was always undeveloped and crying (In crises and complaining), and the maid was the militia being represented as hard working with poor salary and benefits... Good thing I read the rest of it. |
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| 21 Apr 2014 12:01 AM |
Shady, that wasn't funny because the dad was not screwing the maid.
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NDboy
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Swordize
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