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| 19 Apr 2014 06:58 PM |
Here I am with your egg guide you glorious people of RT. You may not remember me, but if you do, congratulations you don't have alzheimers. SO. Here is an easy to follow guide for you all on how the heck to get those eggs you so want. Yeesh.
✪CS1✪
━Basic egg You'd have to be really daft to miss this egg. Let alone not grab it at all as it's pretty useful in crafting... scratch that, this- and another egg that I will mention- are the only two eggs in crafting you NEED and can even USE. Go figure, eh? Anyhow, to get this egg, step on it's basic face with your equally basic feet. Ta-da. Easy. GG.
━Egg of Life You may have noticed some peculiar red trees strewn about each map. Or more so starting with this map. No problem. Those trees are bustling usually with the glorious egg of life! What do you need to do in order to get it? Well first you have to remove all your pride because you're gonna have to smash your head on wood. That's right. Take your plastic skull and bash it on the tree. That thing will flip out like a cat in an earthquake and fall right out of it's tree. Kick it in it's minature tree-looking face and you got it.
━Egg of friendship Impossible to get if you are forever alone, but if you just so happen to have that companion cube available to you, go to the opposite corner of the map and scale that hill. At the top you will find a petty excuse for a landmark. Step on both of it's ancient stones because you like to defile something sacred, open up that super secret passageway to never-land and jump right down with all your recklessness like leeroy jenkins without a parachute. Hopefully, you don't land in water. If you did: you did it wrong. scrub. Follow the cave if you landed on solid ground and claim your egg of "I'm not forever alone!"
━Egg of time The reason this is called "egg of time" is because you're going to spend pretty much your entire time looking for the blasted thing. Literally. Go in the caves and do some spelunking. A lot of it. Look everywhere for this hourglass egg. When you find it, you'll be happy and emerge with not only the egg, but a beard you grew in the 60 minutes you were searching.
━Egg of luck This thing is also found in the cave! Except not in the area where egg of time is. Instead, it's got specified spawn locations. So you should be all good. Just roam around aimlessly for about 20 minutes in the cave that has a waterfall and you might find it. Fun fact: this thing can explode. Not a huge explosion, but it can. Results may vary, batteries not included, from ACME industries.
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━Poached egg This thing may be broken, but if it's not then it is real easy to get. The bloody thing will hop around like a mexican jumping bean if you approach it like it has anxiety and is tsundere. It might even call you baka. Anyhow, in the event it does, smash it over it's stupid head with your mace. Show that thing who is the boss! Then go to jail because you committed murder you monster.
━Egg of verticality No! Stop it! Come back down! Oh ok you do. I'll just stand right where you come back down. [I jumped on it like a rebel. COME ON AND SLAM!]
━Bell Egg Go to the church. Get married to the bell by smashing your dashing hat into it's metal surface.
━Egg of space Luckily you don't need to go into space for this. See that nice little lake by the town? Go swimming in it. At some point, you'll find a nice hole. Now do a little cave diving in there and- oh hey look the space egg just chilling in a cave. What a coincidence.
━Egg of partnership Remember last time how you needed one friend for the egg? Yeah those were the good 'ol days. Now you need two people. IT JUST GETS BETTER. Atop the land is a stone with a plate. Someone needs to stand there. Behind that plate is a small pond, hiding a cave, a plate is in there. On the side of the cliff toward the town is a cave, inside a plate. Hence the third person. BET U DIDN'T EVEN KNO THAT. All three stand and jump for a little until it notices you like good senpai should, then it will open it's door and voila, egg of partnership.
✪CS3✪
━Lure egg OH BOY. A LURE EGG. GUYS THERE IS A FISH UNDER DA SEA. THAT LIKE. USES A LIGHT LURE TO LURE IT'S PREY SO IT CAN GOBBLE IT'S SOUL. Deep. Under the sea. If this isn't a hint I don't know what is. Go down stream, see that nice waterfall? Yeah go all the way down. OH HEY LURE EGG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE LET ME JUST TOUCH YOU.
━Malicious egg lol u thot that waz a fab. noap chuk testa. [srs.]
━Egg of frost See that gigantic icy looking circle in the middle of that pond? Golly gee whiz I wonder if that could be the frost egg. Probably isn't in this FREEZING COLD PLACE.
━Mercurial egg You see. There are these eggs that like to fly around for absolutely no reason at all- right? and well, they enjoy doing so at a fast rate. Yet they have a fixated pattern as to how they move. See that building beside the biggest one? Yeah go inside that one. It should have the same entrance side as the other one. Go to the top of it and jump atop that thingy you come out of. Now stand there like a pigeon, mock cars or something while you wait for it to clock you in the side of that stupid grin on your plastic, virtual face.
━Egg of cooperation Ok so in that biggest building is a platform in the center. Yeah you would not have noticed that without me, would you? Anyhow, in that building there are 4 red computers. MEANING you need 3 OTHER people to help you... that's right. Find all 4 red computers, each one will have a code corresponding with A-D 1-4. Each one of you needs to be on an individual plate. Once you are, the magical forces of friendship will lower you closer to oblivion, but don't worry. Just walk down that suspicious looking hallway and find the glorious egg hiding beneath it all. Touch it's stache. It's soft. Trust me.
✪CS4✪
━Flawless egg of deduction Ok so this egg is annoying. "Why is it annoying papa Ri-" well shut up and I'll tell you. Because it's in the fallen building. Right close to the spawn. Sometimes it's in a specific spot you CAN'T REACH because you're too fat. Not kidding. It will be under glass and stuff. If that happens, find an egg of luck and throw it at it. Hopefully it will explode and get you to it. If not, then you are bad. and you should feel bad.
━Souvenir egg SO. Some of those nicely built destroyed buildings will contain this egg. How do you get it? Well I'll tell you how to get it. By walking. Yup. That's all there is to it. Walk up the building and touch the egg. No it's not supposed to be funny this is serious egg business. EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT SHAPED LIKE AN EGG AKAGHDG
━Egg of Shield This egg. Is not easy, no matter what people say. SOMETIMES [9999/10 times] the server is broken. SO you have to hunt for a NOT broken one. OK so sometimes you'll see a hexagonal prism that rolls like a ball. Don't ask me how that works, it's roblox. Anyhow, kick that stupid thing into some water, make it DROWN. What's next? Find the iron egg. Stub your toe on it's metal surface and TA DA YOU ARE NOW A HEXAGONAL PRISM. GO REUNITE WITH YOUR FAMILY UNDER WATER! Try drowning too while you're at it.
━Eggy pop So this egg is like my neglective father who says "you're an accident" instead of "i love you". Speaking of i love you! Under the crashed building is a hidden cave, that cave has this neglective father of an egg in it. If you type, that's right, you need a keyboard: "i love you" without those fancy quotations, it will give you a reluctant hug but be absorbed into your body because plot twist: you're a katamari!
━Egg of flawless teamwork there is actually 0 teamwork involved, really. Well you DO need a total of 5 people to get it, but otherwise it doesn't really involve teamwork. At the far end of the city are 5 plates. Step on each one with 4 others there with you. A little platform will come out from underneath you, that's right. Jump on that, try not to fall like the 14 other people I witnessed fall. What's next? Why obviously, step on the next 5 to open the doors to- AN OBSTACLE COURSE WITH MORE PRESSURE PLATES!! GASP! That's right. People need to jump jump jump to these locations and step on, you guessed it, MOAR PRESUR PLAITS!!1! Once you're done abusing the plates with your grimy feet, a little lift will slowly descend, long enough for everyone to get their grubby feet on it. THEN it will RIIIISSE TO THE EGG! To which everyone can get their slimy hands all over and achieve victory because they got a shiny egg that looks terrible and is craftable but makes NOTHING. YAY.
✪CS5✪
━Egg of the hill So remember that car tunnel in CS3 and CS4? NOW IT HAS A USE! Because in there is a NEW tunnel leading you into a big open room. What do you do? Well I recommend crafting like 3 potions. Because there is another egg that will be explained next. However, egg of the hill is located at the back end just chilling like Joffery before he got all blue dabi di daba die.
━Eggressor Now for this egg, remember that egg of the hill area? Yeah well when you walk into that room, some midgets with egg shells will suddenly show up out of nowhere. Smack-a-lacka their faces into oblivion until they are all dead. Then the Eggressor should show up right in the center if they are all vanquished like my Dark Souls career.
━Alien arteggfact SO there is this building with some flying plates that are meshed to look like saucers [hahahah cleaver of u roblix] just jump jump jump jump up and then when you reach the last plate, try to jump for the egg. or eggs. sometimes there are 4. It's weird ok?
━Egg of the phoenix So this one is rude and inconsiderate. At the opposite corner of the map is the egg of the phoenix, flying high above it's stupid ball-o-fire. Touch the ball of fire because you're rude, you should die because touching fire is bad. Duh. Then again, you should re-spawn right beside it and should easily be able to pick it up. "WOW RIKER THAT'S SIMPLE!" Yup. Yup it is. Not even an egg hunt...
━Rabid egg So there is the rabid rabbit boss through that portal. Now, some of you scrubs who didn't farm the Egg of Life + basic egg should have started doing that by now. Recommendation: 20 potions. It's not hard, all around the city are about 5 trees, all spawning an egg of life simultaneously, alongside basic eggs strewn about the trees so this is pitifully easy. Now to fight him! Did you know that if you go toward him facing him, you'll get your face torn off like a scrub? Instead, when you're right infront of him, he'll try to hop on 'yo face because he's a meanie. Instead, turn sideways, the brown scrub should land on your head. And you can poke his toes no problem! Until he starts going all exorcist and spinning around whilst vomiting something. Then he'll fall. THIS is why you need potions, so he'll get BACK into that positon, because once he reaches about 1/6th of his life, he'll do the same thing as before and stand on your head for you to nibble his toes with your mace of mild justice. Once he is dead, Lucky whatever will be freed! YAY! Crush that lucky little loser's skull with your mace because Renegade Shepard is funnier. Collect your egg and be sure to type "GG easy"
★★FABERGE GUIDE★★
SO you want to know how to get those nice faberge eggs, eh? Well. It's ironically simple. Like really. More simple than the 2010 ones. No joke. Recommendation is to have 75R$ for the eggdar, honestly the only thing you need unless you want to blow 1K over a useless contraption that is remade yearly for the very same purpose... faberge cloner. Anyhow, here are the spawn ratios I have witnessed and seemingly calculated via spawn rate.
Black iron > Aqua > Elegant > Gilded > Ruby > Sapphire
CS1 contains Black Iron and Aqua fabs. CS2 contains Black Iron, Aqua and Elegant fabs. CS3 contains Black Iron, Aqua, Elegant and Gilded fabs. CS4 contains Black Iron, Aqua, Elegant, Gilded and Ruby fabs. CS5 contains Black Iron, Aqua, Elegant, Gilded, Ruby and Sapphire fabs.
Picking up eggs frequently [Basic, life, ect.] will increase the chances of one dropping, like previous hunts. The more people in a server will increase drop CHANCE. As more hunters means more challenge. Usually people are nice and won't pick up a fab that is dropped that they have. [kudos.] Mainly because of 2 things. 1: they don't need it. 2: faberges that are already dropped do not affect the drop rate. Be sure to have that nice eggdar out every 60 seconds or so, frequency of checking allows you to easily pick up on it! Find a fab you don't have? CRUSH IT'S FANCY FABERGE EXOSKELETON! Find a fab you already have? Meh. Pass by it, or wait for someone to come by so they can love you. Find a fab you already have but are mean? Step on it. Because you're mean. Muahahaha!
Other eggs? Eggvertisement? Try: TURNING OFF ADBLOCK!
Thank you for reading. Otherwise TL;DR version: EGGS. WALK AROUND. PICK UP. HIT THINGS. Have fun and good hunting. Muah
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| 19 Apr 2014 07:00 PM |
that wall of text is just... perf" " " |
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| 19 Apr 2014 07:01 PM |
| 10/10 for funny and useful guide |
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| 19 Apr 2014 07:06 PM |
"Now for this egg, remember that egg of the hill area? Yeah well when you walk into that room, some midgets with egg shells will suddenly show up out of nowhere. Smack-a-lacka their faces into oblivion until they are all dead. Then the Eggressor should show up right in the center if they are all vanquished like my Dark Souls career."
Dat Dark Souls reference.
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Giant dad'ing all day |
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| 19 Apr 2014 08:33 PM |
Literally all the eggs in one guide. I researched them myself on the field, not following anyone else's guide. So these are guaranteed to work. Unless you have a broken server with a sapphire faberge egg. Then you cry.
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| 19 Apr 2014 08:51 PM |
When I got rabid egg the boss was glitching
when he spawned he'd do air acrobatics then just die. |
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| 21 Apr 2014 12:35 PM |
To those who need it. B-b-b-bump up the post?
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| 21 Apr 2014 12:36 PM |
Egg hunt is over :(
C'mon everyone, let's take a ride in my balloon / casino! |
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| 21 Apr 2014 01:20 PM |
"Egg hunt is over" Nono noo Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!1! see you all again in a year. I do this annually.
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| 21 Apr 2014 01:21 PM |
Oh wait no it's not
C'mon everyone, let's take a ride in my balloon / casino! |
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| 22 Apr 2014 03:13 AM |
Back up. gonna play Dark Souls now. Later nerds. Good hunting.
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domoman33
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| 22 Apr 2014 03:15 AM |
| Mercurial egg is going to spread its legs and run |
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