eckrey
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:12 PM |
List jokes below.
Did you see the circus? It was in tents. Get it? |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:13 PM |
| chuck noris once threw a gernade and killed 30 people..................... then it exploxed |
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eckrey
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:16 PM |
What do you call a cow with 2 legs????
Lean beef |
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eckrey
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:20 PM |
I want to tie your shoes because I don't want anyone else to fall for you
LOOK, MY GRANDFATHER WAS A PROUD GOATMAN, MY FATHER WAS A PROUD GOATMAN, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN SAY TO HURT MY GOAT MAN FEELINGS |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:21 PM |
| Chuck Norris isn't even that great. If he was so great, he would come up behind me right now and slam my head on the keybswuhowdbfoecn ejefj cjehcefj. |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:22 PM |
| Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla. |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:23 PM |
| Ur mommas so phat that when she cows and chickens, her eyes want as big as the moon. |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:26 PM |
| If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:27 PM |
| Chuck Norris was bitten by a poisonous cobra in the woods. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. |
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eckrey
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:27 PM |
| Nice. How many jokes do you have..... |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:27 PM |
| The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking. |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:28 PM |
where did little sally go during the bombing
everywhere |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:28 PM |
| Chuck Norris once had a yard sale of his old childhood items such as his baby rattle, frisbee, and his class ring. We know these lucky buyers as Thor, Captain America, and the Green Lantern |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:29 PM |
@studio
i feel bad i laughed at that one
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. |
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eckrey
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:30 PM |
| Wow.... Spyder where have you heard all of these. They are all good jokes |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:31 PM |
| Studio yours was just.... Wow... |
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carss82
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:31 PM |
@studio
Terror isn't funny childern. |
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| 20 Apr 2014 08:34 PM |
| They once named a bridge after Chuck Norris. They had to tear it down, though because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. |
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