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Tailsdahfox136 is not online. Tailsdahfox136
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20 Apr 2014 02:34 PM
After you send the letter back, they accept! You're soon on your way to a place called 'Hydro'. You arrive with your bags in hand and you walk into the place, which seems deserted. Before you hear the sound of a rifle shot hit the wall next to you.

You quickly take cover and hear an Australian accent shout, "TAKE THAT, YA BLOODY POIKER!" and another shot rings out. You look beside you to see a woman in purple who seems completely unfased by the shots. She motions for you to follow her.

All you need is love... and a Bannanachair. - Tailsdahfox136, 2014.
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1perrytheplatypus is not online. 1perrytheplatypus
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20 Apr 2014 02:38 PM
Before I go on and walk with the woman, I scream at the Aussie. "THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IT WILL BE WITH YOUR HEAD ON A STICK!" Then, I proceed to follow the purple lady.

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Tailsdahfox136 is not online. Tailsdahfox136
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20 Apr 2014 02:47 PM
The Sniper simply lowers his rifle and looks at you with a scared expression. The woman is still unfased by this.

All you need is love... and a Bannanachair. - Tailsdahfox136, 2014.
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1perrytheplatypus is not online. 1perrytheplatypus
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20 Apr 2014 02:53 PM
"Hey, lady. Can we get the introductions and such over with? I want to get to shaping up my team to be a killing machine." I hint. I'm eager for action, and rotting away in that piece of crap Pit-Whatever didn't help. Plus, judging by that rifleman's reaction to me, there was alot of work to be done. By screaming, I already scared him.

(From now on, I will allow my auto-siggy to reign free, because deleting it every time I post gets annoying.)
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Tailsdahfox136 is not online. Tailsdahfox136
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20 Apr 2014 03:02 PM
"Yes, I understand. Now, follow me and I'll give you a short tour of the facility," she says. She walks forward naming off a few of the rooms. She then stops at the end of the corridor and opens the last door. You look inside to see a rather large room. A bed a bedside cabinet and a wardrobe are all that lies in the bedroom.

The woman says, "You can decorate as you please, now, you have three days before the first battle starts, you're defending your point while trying to capture the enemies point," she describes as she walks out of the room.

All you need is love... and a Bannanachair. - Tailsdahfox136, 2014.
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1perrytheplatypus is not online. 1perrytheplatypus
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20 Apr 2014 03:11 PM
For the first order of business, I begin to write down improvements to the room. A fireplace, lots of office furniture randomly about the room including an imposing desk and chair, and most importantly, a bear-rug. I really do enjoy those bear-rugs. Remembering where the team I'm assigned to is currently residing, I go over there to examine each and every one of them.

If there are some team members not there right now, I get the people who ARE there to go and get them. I have to beat this.. "BLU" team like a dog. Beat em' up, then rebuild them again.

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20 Apr 2014 03:16 PM
You storm down the hall-way, and burst into the lunch room. You not only see the Sniper that shot at you earlier. But you also see a young kid wearing a base-ball cap, a small man playing his guitar in the corner, a huge hulk of a man hoarding the fridge and another man in a neatly dressed military uniform.

All you need is love... and a Bannanachair. - Tailsdahfox136, 2014.
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1perrytheplatypus is not online. 1perrytheplatypus
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20 Apr 2014 03:31 PM
"YOU! YOU SIR, IN THE MILITARY UNIFORM!" I scream, hoping to get everybody's attention. "YOU LOOK LIKE THE ONLY ONE IN POSITION FOR BATTLE! YOU WILL BE MY SERGEANT!" I gaze around with my eyes narrowed, grinding my teeth for emphasis. "THE REST OF YOU! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE BATTLEFIELD, AND I AM HERE TO GET YOU ALL IN SHAPE!"

First, I look over to the sniper I yelled at earlier. I snarl as I approach him. "I TOLD YOU THE NEXT TIME I SAW YOU, YOUR HEAD WOULD BE ON A STICK. BOY, YOU ARE LUCKY YOU'RE ON MY TEAM! NOW, SERGEANT! MAKE SURE HE GIVES ME ONE HUNDRED PUSHUPS." I motion for the only reasonably equipped man to come over here and do so.

Then, I look at the.. boy in the baseball hat. This time, I yell a bit quieter, my voice starting to tire. "Boy! You don't look old enough for a battlefield, let alone the Major Leagues! I want you to devote half of your free time to exercise, your arms look like sticks! Plus, go get the other members of the team. Even though you're as weak as my grandmother, you can still get the other miserable team-members back here so I can begin to whip em' into shape."

After yelling at him, I shift my attention to the guitar-man. "Now, you! I heard that you were the engineer here. So, I want you to build a siren that only this team will recognize, that can shift to different pitches. You will see why later."

Finally, I turn to the big man, staring impressed at his mass. My voice has lowered considerably. "You are the second-best soldier I have seen here. However, be sure not to gain so much weight you are more fat that muscle."

I make an announcement to the people currently residing in the room. "WELL, I HAVE FOUND YOU ALL IN A RATHER FLABBY SHAPE. I KNOW THAT MY TRAINING MAY BE DIFFICULT, BUT REALLY. YOU AREN'T HERE TO DILLY-DALLY, YOU ARE HERE TO FIGHT!" I continue after getting a gulp of air. "Plus, if you show signs of improvement, you will get benefits. More alcohol, perhaps! Added onto that, I may stop yelling."


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Tailsdahfox136 is not online. Tailsdahfox136
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20 Apr 2014 03:51 PM
Your sergeant drags the sniper out of the room, as the small boy comes back with four other members. A man in a neatly dressed medical uniform with some blood on his blue gloves. An African american, fumbling, scot just barely being able to stand up, a man in a pinstripe suit with a mask over his face on and a man in a fire-proof suit from head to toe. He has what seems to be a flare-gun holstered to his belt and a fire axe in his hand, covered in blood.

All you need is love... and a Bannanachair. - Tailsdahfox136, 2014.
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1perrytheplatypus is not online. 1perrytheplatypus
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20 Apr 2014 03:56 PM
(i'm not typing those paragraphs again oh god my fingers)

I focus my attention on the drunken man that is supposed to be a soldier. Then, I turn over to the apparent medic. ".. You. You're supposed to be a medic. You're supposed to make people healthier. That man over there is obviously in bad condition. Fix it, we can't have a bumbling idiot blowing himself and possibly us up. I don't mind if it takes years to do, just get him off the alcohol.."

Turning to the person in the fire-suit, I tell him/her to basically clean his/her axe. I then go over to pat the boy on the head. "Now, in these three days, I request half of your free time for training. Boy, this does not include you, you will be busy getting muscles."

"Any questions?" I ask them.

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Tailsdahfox136 is not online. Tailsdahfox136
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20 Apr 2014 04:01 PM
The man with the Fire suit raises his hand and syas, "MMMMPH Mm hmm Hudda Hudda!"

All you need is love... and a Bannanachair. - Tailsdahfox136, 2014.
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20 Apr 2014 04:02 PM
I pause for a moment, trying to understand it. "Anybody here a translator?" I ask the team.

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Tailsdahfox136 is not online. Tailsdahfox136
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20 Apr 2014 04:06 PM
The medic steps forward and says, "He says 'Can he burn thing?'"

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1perrytheplatypus is not online. 1perrytheplatypus
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20 Apr 2014 04:11 PM
".. Well, he can burn anything, as long as it doesn't belong to our team, is our team, or is me. Any other questions?" I ask again.

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Tailsdahfox136 is not online. Tailsdahfox136
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20 Apr 2014 04:13 PM
The engineer raises his gloved hand, "Which one of y'all want steak for tonight?"

All you need is love... and a Bannanachair. - Tailsdahfox136, 2014.
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1perrytheplatypus is not online. 1perrytheplatypus
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20 Apr 2014 04:17 PM
"I like steak. After we are done with this question, are there seriously any more questions.." I raise my hand, approving of the steak.

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Tailsdahfox136 is not online. Tailsdahfox136
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20 Apr 2014 04:21 PM
No-one raises their hand.

(What country you from?)

All you need is love... and a Bannanachair. - Tailsdahfox136, 2014.
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1perrytheplatypus is not online. 1perrytheplatypus
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20 Apr 2014 04:27 PM
"Alright, you get the rest of the day off. I'll be getting you some neat, new uniforms that actually protect you from bullets, and improving my rather shabby office. If you need me, I will be doing bureaucracy stuff in my office. Oh, by the way, I yelled at you at the start to make a good impression. You bet I did, you should've seen the look on some of your faces." I walk off, leaving them to do whatever they want.

Meanwhile, I wonder why it is so darn hard to find bulletproof vests now-a-days..

(merica. Also, timeskip may be necessary.)

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Tailsdahfox136 is not online. Tailsdahfox136
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20 Apr 2014 04:32 PM
(No bulletproof vests. There uniforms are actually very durable. Considering the can last being on fire being shot at while getting juggled by a soldier all at once. Also, I may be going offline soon, it's 10:30pm here.)

You walk back down to your office, and you hear your sergeant shouting at the sniper, "YOU ARE A MAGGOT, YOU'VE ONLY GOT TWENTY LEFT TO GO CAMPER!"

All you need is love... and a Bannanachair. - Tailsdahfox136, 2014.
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succesfulfundude is not online. succesfulfundude
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20 Apr 2014 04:40 PM
"Considering the can last being on fire being shot at while getting juggled by a soldier all at once."

I think not.
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Tailsdahfox136 is not online. Tailsdahfox136
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20 Apr 2014 04:41 PM
(Good night all!)

All you need is love... and a Bannanachair. - Tailsdahfox136, 2014.
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1perrytheplatypus is not online. 1perrytheplatypus
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20 Apr 2014 04:44 PM
(O.K. I'll wait until tomorrow zen)
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Tailsdahfox136 is not online. Tailsdahfox136
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21 Apr 2014 12:56 PM
[THE NEXT DAY]

You get up out of bed. Looking around you still see an empty room, you get up, get dressed and what next?
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TheDarkDeity is not online. TheDarkDeity
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21 Apr 2014 12:58 PM
UNDRESS AND FAP
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1perrytheplatypus is not online. 1perrytheplatypus
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21 Apr 2014 03:02 PM
^ no


I eat breakfast and all of that, and I plan to wait until the afternoon to start training. However, get angry about how the room is still empty, and go yell at whoever delayed the delivery of my goods!

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