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| 25 Mar 2014 04:27 PM |
Okay, the rules are simple: Someone posts something how bob saves himself. The second person replies to the person above him that kills bob. The other person replies with a good thing, and so on. I will start. Bob fell off a cliff. |
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| 26 Mar 2014 07:39 AM |
| Bob falls onto a bouncy house and lands safetly |
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| 26 Mar 2014 07:40 AM |
then bob blows his brains out because he didnt land the right way
fite me irl |
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timpookie
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| 26 Mar 2014 08:15 AM |
Then bob gets brain surgery
Bannanachair 10K unleashed! |
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| 26 Mar 2014 09:45 AM |
| The doctors are the Three Stooges, and they run off with his stretcher, dumping him on the floor. |
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Flosky
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| 26 Mar 2014 11:10 AM |
| But Shedletsky comes and fixed Bob up. |
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| 26 Mar 2014 12:11 PM |
| While leaving the hospital, he's struck by lightning. |
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| 26 Mar 2014 12:40 PM |
| But the lightning was rainbow |
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| 26 Mar 2014 03:08 PM |
| The rainbow was actually Colorful flesh eating bugs |
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| 26 Mar 2014 05:35 PM |
| The flesh eating bugs were actually happy nanobots meant to fix Bob up! |
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| 26 Mar 2014 05:35 PM |
The nanobots were programmed to infect the person they were fixing up.
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| 26 Mar 2014 05:36 PM |
| Infect them with pure non-zambie happiness! |
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| 26 Mar 2014 05:36 PM |
But the nanobots made him 50x stronger and unable to get hurt --ⒻⓁⓊⓉⓉⒺⓇⓈⒽⓎ-- |
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| 26 Mar 2014 05:37 PM |
| Bob is then possessed by Bellum the Evil Phantom! |
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| 26 Mar 2014 05:38 PM |
And bellum makes his life 100x better
--ⒻⓁⓊⓉⓉⒺⓇⓈⒽⓎ-- |
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| 26 Mar 2014 05:42 PM |
| Bob is un-possessed, and to cool down from the life-betterness must have a birthday party every 3 hours. |
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| 27 Mar 2014 03:34 PM |
| But one of the cakes is filled with nitrogen and explodes. |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:47 PM |
But the materials are harmless, and Bob eats the cake with glee.
I'm the only Legendary Speical Creation Haunted Type trading card ROBLOXian! |
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Flosky
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| 28 Mar 2014 06:20 PM |
| But Bob chokes on a cherry that was on the cake. |
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| 28 Mar 2014 06:28 PM |
But the cherry was magical and was safe to eat - Even safe to choke on.
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| 28 Mar 2014 06:41 PM |
But then Bob ate an apple that had leeches and worms all in it.
~~~ Birds can't fly without wings; so therefore, you can't build without bricks. ~~~ |
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| 28 Mar 2014 06:44 PM |
| the worms are tapeworms and he gets sick |
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| 28 Mar 2014 08:12 PM |
| But Bob also ate edible pesticide, so he was all better. |
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| 28 Mar 2014 08:15 PM |
| But then bob ate a poisonous pie. |
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