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| 17 Apr 2014 11:29 PM |
>Senior Year >Me and my American Government teacher are bros and talk about hockey >He and him end up talking about WWE one day >If theres one thing I like more than Hockey, it's WWE >I end up bringing Hulk Hogan is my hero. >I'm buff >He tells me of a prank I should do at a assembly.
>Sitting with friends at Assembly >Almost ending, student body president walks up to mic >Shes 4'9 Asian Girl >Only elected because she was in Chemo, still recovering from cancer >She speaks into the mic really shyly and low "See you all next year.." >I stand up whole everyone is quiet, rip my shirt off and yell "I'LL SEE YOU AT HULKAAMANIA BROTHER" >Run down bare chested down the bleachers >Asian is stunned at the events >Government teacher holding back laughing >Charging down the bleachers still, Asian still stunned >I tackle her >Before Deans get here, I reach for the microphone >I yell "WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER RUNS WILD ON YA?!" >Leg drops girl infront of entire school >Teacher is hysterics, crying because laughing so hard >Yell into mic "HULK STILL RULES BROTHERS" >Chug entire bottle of Hulk Hogan Vitamins at once >Vomit on deans desk >Girl KO
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| 17 Apr 2014 11:33 PM |
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coollime5
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| 17 Apr 2014 11:34 PM |
| HULKAMANIA IS STILL RUNNING WILD, BROTHER! |
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| 17 Apr 2014 11:35 PM |
IT SURE IS BROTHER
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jager72
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| 17 Apr 2014 11:35 PM |
| pffffffft dood ur not that tuff |
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| 17 Apr 2014 11:35 PM |
YES I AM M8
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