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| 17 Apr 2014 07:43 PM |
| And what does he get out of this? AND WHY DON'T YOU IDIOTS CONVERT TO THE PATH OF IDS!??!/ |
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| 17 Apr 2014 07:45 PM |
| Jeebad brought all life to Earth. Convert to Chritism or pay the price. All dissidents will be killed during the Great Genocide. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 07:46 PM |
Why did he bring life to earth? Why not just make bananas? |
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| 17 Apr 2014 07:48 PM |
| Fighter, he said that, by bringing life to Earth, he could use the effect of people eating the Bananas to spread the radiation, and he would become more and more powerful, so his electrocution powers would become powerful enough to destroy entire solar systems if he wanted to destroy them. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 07:49 PM |
| What do we get out of it? Doesn't he seem power-hungry? AND HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE "Jeebad"!???! |
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| 17 Apr 2014 07:50 PM |
| Jeebad lets us live if we worship him properly. But because people stopped worshipping him as a result of the New World Order anti - Chritist genocide, he is coming back soon to kill all dissidents who stopped worshipping him, to cleanse the Earth. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 07:52 PM |
| HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCED "Jeebad"!???! SERIOUSLY. I NEED TO KNOW. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 07:53 PM |
Jeebad is pronounced like this :
G - Baad. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 07:55 PM |
| Yes, dissident. Convert, or pay for your crimes during the Great Genocide. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 07:56 PM |
| Is there any proof of Jeebad? |
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| 17 Apr 2014 07:58 PM |
| Yes. Bananas exist to supply him with infinite energy. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 07:58 PM |
| Didn't bananas evolve via evolution from simpler things? |
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| 17 Apr 2014 08:00 PM |
| Yes. Jeebad knew that, eventually, Bananas would evolve. But he had to make sure other life existed to spread the radiation created by them so he could secretly harness the background radiation emitted from Earth. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 08:01 PM |
| What happens if a Jeebadist doesn't like bananas? |
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| 17 Apr 2014 08:03 PM |
| Fighter, then that Chritist is not a true believer, and he is secretly made to weigh exactly 300 pounds, then he is placed on a bed, and then he is impaled with a wooden stick. His stomach is then dissected, and then his body is burned. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 08:04 PM |
| How are bananas proof of Jeebad? |
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| 17 Apr 2014 08:06 PM |
| Fighter, they contain high levels of potassium and emit more amounts or radiation than most other fruits. Jeebad needs radiation to continue using his conservative powers, so he created them to supply him with infinite amounts of radiation until Earth dies out or all Banana species go extinct. And if Bananas go extinct, Jeebad will come to Earth and search for other sources of radiation, and he will also kill all dissidents and create a Great Genocide. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 08:08 PM |
| The dissidents will pay the price for their ultimate ignorance soon. They will be killed by the holy conservative power of Jeebad during the Great Genocide. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 08:10 PM |
How does that prove him?
Also, if he knew they would evolve, that doesn't proove his existant. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 08:14 PM |
| Fighter, historical accounts of the arrival of Jeebad exist, but they were covered up by the New World Order during the Genocide of Chritists. |
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| 17 Apr 2014 08:17 PM |
| Why not use nuclear radiation> |
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