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| 16 Apr 2014 08:12 PM |
NOTICE: This does not apply to ROBLOX as all appeals are read by bots as far as I know.
Human conversation, even in words has a way of finding a rhythm. You must design the "rhythmic structure" of your ban appeal to make it well, "offbeat" to say no. Humans have a tendency of wanting to follow a rhythm if they can.
It is also helpful to post your ban appeal as late as possible if you have a time limit before account deletion. Also, if you can, post it on a date that has important religious connotations. These connotations of things such as life, rebirth and salvation will make people naturally more open to unbanning. If you have been banned in the past, Easter is in three days. You can also use subliminal messaging tactics, such as embedding messages into the words for better results. Try to sympathize with the mod if you can. Slight humor is also good, but don't overdo it. Proper grammar is critical as it describes the fact that you are intelligent and literate. Do not get angry with the mods, this severely reduces your chances of being pardoned. Try to be as calm as possible. Also, here are some steps.
1. Write a good introduction. Mods with short attention spans need to read it too! 2. Apologize and admit your wrongdoing. This should be obvious. 3. Describe how much you have matured over the time you have been banned. 4. Tell the mods what kind of discussion you have to offer to the forum! 5. Tell them the emotional distress the ban has caused you. 6. If the ban was unfair, tell them how! 7. Counter the reasons why the mod would want you to stay banned 8. Restate everything in your end paragraph 9. End with a simple request for unbanishment, preferably starting with "p |
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| 16 Apr 2014 08:12 PM |
| 9. End with a simple request for unbanishment, preferably starting with "please" |
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| 16 Apr 2014 08:13 PM |
Or:
"Please gib my account back. I am most sorries." |
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| 16 Apr 2014 08:18 PM |
@blob
i cant tell if its bad i kinda laughed at that |
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| 16 Apr 2014 08:19 PM |
| Extra points if you put ":(" at the end. |
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| 16 Apr 2014 08:25 PM |
lol op
thats not even close to unrefusable
MINE on the other hand
is the best
quotes from my thread:
"tell the mods
'GIV MEH ACOUNTZ BUCK OR I CHARGEZ MEH SUPAR LEZARS AT U!!11 PREPERE TU DED!!'
mods will find this extremely sad and hand over your account in tears
mods are that nice '
theyll just
hand it over
through your screen literally" |
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| 16 Apr 2014 08:25 PM |
'Dude you're killing me. You're probably the funniest OTer I've seen'
Meh, I bet a few dozens of users will disagree with you there. |
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| 16 Apr 2014 08:30 PM |
@blob
HAHAHHAHAHHAH
i lol'd at ALL of your posts |
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| 16 Apr 2014 08:32 PM |
1. "please give me my account back I'll never do it again" (I've used this more than once)
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