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| 14 Apr 2014 05:22 PM |
Human conversation, even in words has a way of finding a rhythm. You must design the "rhythmic structure" of your ban appeal to make it well, "offbeat" to say no. Humans have a tendency of wanting to follow a rhythm if they can.
It is also helpful to post your ban appeal as late as possible if you have a time limit before account deletion. Also, if you can, post it on a date that has important religious connotations. These connotations of things such as life, rebirth and salvation will make people naturally more open to unbanning. If you have been banned in the past, Easter is in six days. You can also use subliminal messaging tactics, such as embedding messages into the words for better results. Proper grammar is critical as it describes the fact that you are intelligent and literate. Also, here are some steps.
1. Write a good introduction. Mods with short attention spans need to read it too! 2. Apologize and admit your wrongdoing. This should be obvious. 3. Describe how much you have matured over the time you have been banned. 4. Tell the mods what kind of discussion you have to offer to the forum! 5. Tell them the emotional distress the ban has caused you. 6. End with a simple request for unbanishment, preferably starting with "please" |
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| 14 Apr 2014 05:24 PM |
You need to tell this to RD101
Excuse me, but that's inappropriate for school. |
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altgokujr
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| 14 Apr 2014 05:25 PM |
i just wrote pls undelete my account boom done |
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| 14 Apr 2014 05:25 PM |
Just write a few paragraphs as to why you believe you should be unbanned and how you screwed up.
If the length of the ban doesnt fit the reason, it will usually be shortened/lifted.
Otherwise, you kind of deserve it.
crush, kill, destroy, swag |
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| 14 Apr 2014 05:32 PM |
You miss one of the more important bits. Specficially: Have a good reason for being unbanned.
The only way to get unbanned is to be banned for something you didn't do. So if the shirt you were banned for said "LOL" on it and a moderator deleted you for that, then you can appeal it. It's rare, but we do make mistakes.
But if you were banned for something you actually did, don't bother trying to send us "Well I didn't think it was bad" or "My friend did it, not me." If an account breaks the rules, and account get a suspension or a ban. |
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| 14 Apr 2014 05:33 PM |
| Actually, I was deleted for saying hrry potter. My appeal was denied, twice. I posted about it on the forums from a second account and the ban was lifted a bit later. |
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| 14 Apr 2014 06:08 PM |
| Or just threaten to suicide |
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:20 PM |
| Threatening self harm will most likely have the police come after you... |
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:22 PM |
I probably should have done this when my main got deleted
get the cool shoeshine |
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:23 PM |
most of my appeals worked because they termd me without a reason they lowered it to 7 days |
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:23 PM |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GgflscOmW8
~I use tildes because I'm insecure of my self-image~ |
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:23 PM |
| How about an actual explanation about why exactly the deletion was unfair and why the cold-hearted tyrant mods should keep you around |
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:24 PM |
All I said with my appeal for a one day ban as a stress test was:
"Hello, I am DanBrowned. I don't have much to say for this appeal, and I know it's one day, but I would like to mention that I was discussing the legalization of gatling guns, not anything else."
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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zacmaq
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:25 PM |
"All I said with my appeal for a one day ban as a stress test was:"
NEVER appeal anything but a deletion, as mods can raise your ban |
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:25 PM |
@phas
oh wait this isn't twitter im on the wrong website |
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zacmaq
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:26 PM |
I cussed virtual eric lower than a dog when my OG main bit the dust I'm sure he was listening |
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:27 PM |
Or just say the most simplest of all phrases
"I will pay you"
BAM you win already. |
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:28 PM |
I'm one of the very very few guys that has actually sucessfully appealed a term, but the ban was far unfair to begin with
Jokingly mentioning an "OT affair" ain't worth a deletion, mod |
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:28 PM |
"Or just say the most simplest of all phrases
"I will pay you""
I'm sure they get more pleasure out of watching your entire social life ruin at the click of a button |
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| 14 Apr 2014 08:29 PM |
"I'm one of the very very few guys that has actually sucessfully appealed a term, but the ban was far unfair to begin with"
i managed that once but then i blew it with the second one
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