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| 13 Apr 2014 07:13 AM |
I mean, I have these totally crazy parties to make me feel better...and I wake up in my bed with some random chicks (their hotness is a hit-or-miss). Last few nights, I've grown unsure as to whether many of them are even girls, and frankly , I don't really find myself caring, either...
In fact, last night, I was cuddling with one of them, and in retrospect, it probably wasn't even human...maybe a goat, or a cat, or something. Still cuddly, though.
Is this wrong, guys? Please reply soon, I'm holding a massive party after church today. |
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logo3578
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:13 AM |
| stop going to parties dood |
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:14 AM |
@logo
I know, I know...but I've been having troubles now, and I get crazy when I'm depressed, y'know? |
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logo3578
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:15 AM |
| buy a puppy if ur being serious |
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ParticIe
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:15 AM |
why depress? get progress!....ive
--[[ooɯ oƃ sʍoɔ]]-- |
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:15 AM |
@logo
Nooo, I've slept with at least THREE animals already, man... |
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:16 AM |
Well, this thread is different.
My only advice to you - see a psychiatrist. |
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:19 AM |
| My school psychologist has seen me before, but very recently he had to be signed into the medical ward... |
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retiucric
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:19 AM |
i bet this is fake
tbh i dont see whats bad |
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:21 AM |
@raichu
what sucks is they usually scurry off and uncontrollably sob to the police that I have damaged their lives forever, which has gotten me in some trouble recently. |
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:22 AM |
| I'm begging to think this thread is fake and the user is just a delusional idiot. |
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:23 AM |
@Try
Well, considering I want to be an astronaut when I get older, things are looking bleak for me. |
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:24 AM |
Definitely fake. How has this thread not been deleted yet? Are the mods dead or asleep? |
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:55 AM |
im thinking of a reason to justify in my mind that he is truly just kidding
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:56 AM |
depressed my ass
don't be cool
stay home and watch tv
~powerful gold man~ |
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| 13 Apr 2014 07:58 AM |
| Get a cat, just try to cuddle it c0s it'll annihilate you. |
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