samer44
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| 10 Apr 2014 07:51 PM |
this is your bedtime story for life. you have no options here.
Once upon a time, there was a little sloth. All he did was eat, sleep, and occasionally raip things. This sloth wasn't an ordinary sloth. He will one day realize, he lives in a zoo. Then, he will buy a jetpack from the morbidly obese gorilla that lives a zoo pen down from him. While he was escaping the zoo, he raiped Obama. Long story short, Obama is a loving wife now and the sloth has 3 jobs and a str!p club.
Now, if only i put this much effort in my English projects. |
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| 10 Apr 2014 07:54 PM |
| What...did....I....just....read?? |
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samer44
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are31
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samer44
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| 10 Apr 2014 07:57 PM |
| at least some1 appreciated my story. |
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:00 PM |
| Samer,where do you get these stories from???like for reals.. |
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natemcgee
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:01 PM |
| I vote we all report samer and this thread for scarring lifes |
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samer44
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:03 PM |
cody, my imagination is pretty messed up. u should know me qq |
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natemcgee
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:04 PM |
| Also samer, wat are his 3 jobs |
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samer44
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:09 PM |
Oh, well, his jobs are Owning a successful donut store Being president of canada And being a hitman that raips people |
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:09 PM |
| Samer,ik you,r messed up and im wit nate,i say we report him for scaring peoples lives. |
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natemcgee
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samer44
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:11 PM |
Don't call the asylum people o3o Pls |
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natemcgee
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:11 PM |
| @cody I actually reported him already |
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samer44
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samer44
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:15 PM |
Is the story that bad? I'll make moar o3o |
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natemcgee
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:16 PM |
| How many times were you dropped on your head |
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samer44
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:21 PM |
| better than the world almanac |
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riav
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:22 PM |
| only as many times as I fekt ur mom |
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:25 PM |
| Samer,did you fall from 1,000 feet?Plus too late,already called an asylum and checked you in.They'll be at you house in oh...30 mins. |
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:25 PM |
| Ok... That was weird. I like the ending, though. |
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Shotokin
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| 10 Apr 2014 08:42 PM |
if its one god damn thing you DON'T do on the f'ing internet, its saying stuff like that about obama some girl got the secret service on her cuase she tweeted something she shouldnt have and got arrested and now is going through therapy cuase of it and ruined her life for it
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