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Re: How to beat The Internet! Official Internet Strategy Guide!

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chocolate3238 is not online. chocolate3238
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09 Apr 2014 08:23 PM
You will start your journey into the internet as a Level 1 Newbie.
You will start at Google.com. To navigate, and choose a faction, just type into the search box. Here are all the different Factions you can choose!:

GAMER
+INT ++DEX +SPD
This faction specializes in tasks of dexterity, skill and luck.
Most are unremarkable, however some have taken to Youtube, a large site where they post videos that provide positive status effects and inspiration.

Starting Moveset:

Pwn: This move severely reduces the HP of any member of the Newbie faction

Japanese Skill: This move only works on Japanese games, but posting a video of this to any site will give the watchers enchanced positive staus effects


MODERATOR
+++EVL ++MAG ++++BAN -INT
This faction specializes in Dark Magick and banning people.
This is an enemy NPC faction, but some report being able to join it.

Moveset:
Ban: This move allows the moderator to kick out a player from a forum. Although many players consider this move overpowered, you can counter this move with crafty social engineering


FORUMER:
++INT +TRL +PWR +FLM
This faction specializes in posting interesting content and and entirely new class of moves, Trolling. They are mostly unremarkable.
Moveset:
Post: Takes one Mana. The Moderator faction may counter this with a ban
Troll: Takes two mana. Raises the ANGER stat of forumers around them.

BRONY:
++LOV -INT
This class specializes in Friendship powered Magic
This class is not universally loved...
MOVESET:
"Love and Tolerance":Starts a brony flamewar, reducing all non brony's HP
6 Elements: Uses the six elements of harmony to make more bronies

OTAKU:
+++JPN ++INT
This class specializes in Super Saiyan powers. Anime such as Bleach, Soul Eater, Death Note and DBZ give them more attack power
Moveset:
Watch Anime: Allows them to concentrate their power for a Super Saiyan attack
Super Saiyan: Gives them near invincibility and doubled attack power for 3 turns.

NECKBEARD:
++EVL +++MAG +++FLM -INT
This evil NPC class specializes in dark magic and religious flame wars.
They are henchmen of Candace, the final boss of the internet

These are all the factions that I know of.

The ultimate goal of the internet is to defeat Candace, the final boss at r/atheism
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chocolate3238 is not online. chocolate3238
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09 Apr 2014 08:25 PM
bump
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Epianofire is not online. Epianofire
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09 Apr 2014 08:26 PM
I just realized this is based off of Wizard 101
you really play that game still
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andrusandrew is not online. andrusandrew
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09 Apr 2014 08:28 PM
a lot of time went into this
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chocolate3238 is not online. chocolate3238
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09 Apr 2014 08:31 PM
More like 20 minutes...
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RSCakeBomb is not online. RSCakeBomb
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09 Apr 2014 08:53 PM
New sub-classes:
Flamewar Neutral Forumer:
+++INT ++PWR ++CLM(calmness)
This is an upgrade of the Forumer class. Most people consider these people white knights. But they're really neutral.
Moves:
Defend!: Defends the person who's currently being flamed. Passive ability.
Counter-argument: Argues with the flamers. Costs 1 mana.
Examples: Me, Zipo
Weaboo:
++JPN -INT +++++(!)WBO(weabooishness)
This is an upgrade of the Otaku class. They spam japanese stuff. They overuse desu.
Moves:
Desu: Spams desu. Costs 0.01 mana.
Example: Sonrick98
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GodOfAllNamesnipes is not online. GodOfAllNamesnipes
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09 Apr 2014 08:56 PM
if i even liked wizard 101


i would ditch it in seconds because of how much ads used to run for it


literally

every

ad

is

for

wizard

101
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starwarsbrony43 is not online. starwarsbrony43
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09 Apr 2014 08:56 PM
"you really play that game still"
you're on roblox
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RSCakeBomb is not online. RSCakeBomb
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09 Apr 2014 09:10 PM
bumper cars
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RSCakeBomb is not online. RSCakeBomb
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09 Apr 2014 09:20 PM
bumper cars

I chose Flamewar Neutral Forumer.
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Epianofire is not online. Epianofire
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09 Apr 2014 09:21 PM
@star
touche...
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RSCakeBomb is not online. RSCakeBomb
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09 Apr 2014 09:39 PM
Bump
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RSCakeBomb is not online. RSCakeBomb
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09 Apr 2014 10:06 PM
BUMP
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RSCakeBomb is not online. RSCakeBomb
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10 Apr 2014 02:59 AM
wow such bump
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EXTREMEKORKSCREW is not online. EXTREMEKORKSCREW
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10 Apr 2014 03:00 AM
cakebomb, stop it

you're not doing anyone a favour

-OT's slightly less overworked hotel manager-
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benman04 is not online. benman04
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10 Apr 2014 03:21 AM
lmfao
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yummycookie80 is not online. yummycookie80
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10 Apr 2014 03:29 AM
I thought Wizard 101 is gone?

[Content Deleted]
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RSCakeBomb is not online. RSCakeBomb
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10 Apr 2014 06:15 AM
"some people report"
"report"
minimods in a nutshell
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OTRainbowDash5000 is not online. OTRainbowDash5000
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10 Apr 2014 06:18 AM
"BRONY:
++LOV -INT"

I dunno, I am pretty intelligent.
Dont think there are many here could write a plugin that turns the forums into pinkie.
https://twitter.com/OTRDASH5000/status/424404462036197376/photo/1

crush, kill, destroy, swag
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RSCakeBomb is not online. RSCakeBomb
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11 Apr 2014 05:26 AM
bumper cars
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GodOfAllNamesnipes is not online. GodOfAllNamesnipes
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13 Apr 2014 06:56 PM
i dont know wizard 101

so ill just do it my style



level CakeBomb: a spammer who thinks minimods are real
(dont take the level thing seriously)


but really, minimods aren't a thing


and cakebomb is just spamming
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RSCakeBomb is not online. RSCakeBomb
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29 Apr 2014 03:29 AM
bump
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sonihi is not online. sonihi
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29 Apr 2014 03:32 AM
wat is dis
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