timpookie
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:10 AM |
I finally remembered what was erased from my mind those months ago! Humanity is all part of a gigantic hive-mind designed to serve the dolphins, and those who attempt to rebel are to be terminated. I managed to trace the dolphin's mind-control capital to Miami, Florida, before their elite task-force erased my memory. By reading this, you have placed yourselves in immediate danger... Be prepared...
ALL HAIL THE BANNANACHAIR KING! |
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JoshWesty
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:11 AM |
| I guess I need my Updated Bren out now. |
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vamking12
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:12 AM |
| Should I get the bananna guns? |
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timpookie
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:12 AM |
Everyone, quick, prepare yourselves! The dolphin's task-force might come to destroy you at any moment...
ALL HAIL THE BANNANACHAIR KING! |
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vamking12
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:14 AM |
I give Pookie a gun.
It shoots bannanachairs. |
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timpookie
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:14 AM |
The dolphins are quite powerful, though... I don't know if the Bannanachair gun will be enough to save me...
ALL HAIL THE BANNANACHAIR KING! |
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JoshWesty
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:15 AM |
They are here.
Someone throw Tim at the dolphins before I fire. |
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timpookie
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:15 AM |
Eh, it's worth a shot.
Vamking12 gave me a gun. It shoots Bannanachairs. |
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vamking12
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timpookie
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:18 AM |
Dolphins are mammals...
Vamking12 gave me a gun. It shoots Bannanachairs. |
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:20 AM |
| Why would you fight back? You should bend the knee and swear allegiance to the Dolphins. They reward their assistants well. |
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timpookie
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:23 AM |
THE DOLPHINS ARE TYRANTS, LED BY THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM'S STARTERS!
Vamking12 gave me a gun. It shoots Bannanachairs. |
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:24 AM |
| Tyrants? No. No. No. Misunderstood. They are a benevolent race, sent here to watch over mankind. You should drop your weapons and surrender peacefully. |
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timpookie
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:25 AM |
THE DOLPHINS ARE TYRANTS! Everyone, they've taken over Mage's mind... He's not to be trusted anymore!
Vamking12 gave me a gun. It shoots Bannanachairs. |
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| 08 Apr 2014 07:54 AM |
i slashed at mage
hes dead
Timpookie gave me a sword. It's made of Bananachairs. |
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| 08 Apr 2014 08:36 AM |
Run for your lives!
No man or mortal is safe!
Don't trust anyone! |
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| 08 Apr 2014 08:54 AM |
| Don't worry, Tim! The Homie squad is here! Go, flank them! Shoot them with all you got! Send in the titans! |
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LNG257
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| 08 Apr 2014 09:18 AM |
The appropriate authorities have been notified.
Hold one moment... I am receiving a secure call from the president...
Tim, there is a special strike squad, and you've been appointed to lead it. All they need is your home address so they can pick you up.
Also, this is totally not a ploy to actually get people to put you in a mental hospital.
Back to the dolphin overmind. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!! |
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GODSDJ
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:15 AM |
I shall use my jar of dirt to repel the invasion! Now,Let me ask a VERY important question: DO THEY HAVE CRAB SHIPS? |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:18 AM |
Checking....
Affirmative, a total of 50 crabships, all moblie and destroyers. |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:21 AM |
| Send in the air strike! Target at all destroyers! |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:30 AM |
| Use canned tuna explosives! |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:38 AM |
I come in and toss some grenades with dual MG guns
"SUCK ON DISSSSSSSSSSSSSS" |
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