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| 08 Apr 2014 10:01 PM |
Mmmmmmmrrrrr.
It's meow or never! |
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Fuzion217
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:01 PM |
| Same here, man...same here... |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:02 PM |
how to get a massage
step 1.get a gurl (unless you already have one)
step 2.scream "GIVE ME A MASSAGE WOMEN" |
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lagio5
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:02 PM |
| I have this hate for everyone that I see. My sole goal is to make sure that no one I see will ever exist. However since that is illegal I can only try to make everyone as miserable as possible. |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:03 PM |
My back is really stiff and I've got pain in my sternum... >_<
It's meow or never! |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:04 PM |
| mmm come here bb ill massage you ;) |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:07 PM |
*after massage*
Hey, what's this combat knife doing in my back?
It's meow or never! |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:25 PM |
@moris.
......THAT MASSAGIST IS A SPY
*pyros stampeding in distance* |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:27 PM |
| I could use one as well, I can feel the tensity in my muscles. |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:27 PM |
| Yell at a random women on the streat: "GIV MI A DEM MESSAGE U WOMEN ETZ UR JOB" |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:29 PM |
Well, then.
Come on over, my d00rs are open. |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:31 PM |
| I'll do it for free because getting paid for such a skin-to-skin experience would make me feel like a porstitute, so thank you. |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:33 PM |
I laughed really hard. ಠ3ಠ
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:35 PM |
yay
Now clean up the milk that squirted out with it plz |
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| 09 Apr 2014 12:01 AM |
e_e Unpleasant incongruity!
It's meow or never! |
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