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| 08 Apr 2014 10:25 PM |
| its me cus i went to prison twice |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:26 PM |
| i've stolen a pencil from school |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:28 PM |
| i ate chocolate instead of vanilla |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:28 PM |
I stepped on a lego
and lived |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:29 PM |
| I killed my neighbor's dog, hid the body, and helped put up the Lost Dog signs later |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:29 PM |
u better watch it m8
i'll rustle ur jimmies. |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:30 PM |
I punched a girl first
Come at me bro |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:30 PM |
@iam:
pfft, i stole an uno wild card from my mom |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:30 PM |
My teacher moved my clip up to YELLOW.
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:32 PM |
| I broke a rugby player's neck. When he got up I broke his spine. When he tackled me and shattered all my bones I laughed and said "Why so serious" before squeezing the juices of his heart out of his chest |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:33 PM |
| i didnt do my homework even tho i said i did |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:34 PM |
I captured a wolverine and threw it in my neighbor's house while lighting their house on fire, THEN I tied their unconcious bodies to a tree, woke them up with squirt guns, and pounded their jugular chord with a hammer until they coughed up blood.
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:34 PM |
i gave a homeless man money
i win |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:34 PM |
I do that every day
I also play Russian Roulette often, I have a win/loss ratio of 16:3 |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:35 PM |
I beat Miley Cyrus in a hot dog eating contest.
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:36 PM |
| I sucked c*** for bus money and then walked |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:36 PM |
I SAID A 9/11 JOKE!!!!11!!!!!1111 |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:36 PM |
| i downvoted a picture of a kitten on imgur |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:37 PM |
I- I- I DIDN'T DIP MY FRIES IN THE KETCHUP
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:37 PM |
| I said "I'm proud to be white" and then beat up the blacks who ran at me with metal pipes |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:37 PM |
I stole the teacher's classroom library books. #ThugLife |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:38 PM |
| What's the number for 911? |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:38 PM |
I also threw a grenade and killed a room full of people
Then the grenade exploded, caving in the building with me in it
I'm still here |
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| 08 Apr 2014 10:38 PM |
| I PEEKED IN MY TEACHERS GUIDEBOOK TO GET AHED ON HOMEWERK. |
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