jason2926
|
  |
| Joined: 30 Aug 2009 |
| Total Posts: 12473 |
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 04:23 PM |
lol it's another one of those 9001 ways to get kicked out of (insert place here) I'll start with 3 ways
1. Change the saying from "Always low prices" to "always high prices"
2. Steal everything and shout "THIS PLACE HAS NO ITEMS!!"
3. Dress as Slenderman and scare people out of Walmart |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
jason2926
|
  |
| Joined: 30 Aug 2009 |
| Total Posts: 12473 |
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 04:29 PM |
4. Play Rick Roll on all the radios and televisions
5. grab a buggy and begin slamming them into other shopper's buggies while shouting "BUGGY DEMOLITION DERBY!!!" |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
serg3451
|
  |
| Joined: 16 Apr 2011 |
| Total Posts: 49 |
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 04:30 PM |
| Scream something on the intercom |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
jason2926
|
  |
| Joined: 30 Aug 2009 |
| Total Posts: 12473 |
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 04:31 PM |
Above was 6
7. Shout that Target is better |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 04:33 PM |
| 8. Tell the caisher that your items are free |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
jason2926
|
  |
| Joined: 30 Aug 2009 |
| Total Posts: 12473 |
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 04:35 PM |
| 9. Play creepypasta videos on the televisons |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 05:25 PM |
| 10. run around yelling, "I GOTS A BOMB" |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 05:27 PM |
| 11. Yell, THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING, AND THEY ARE ON FIRE! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 05:31 PM |
1. Use a device to steal stuff
https://twitter.com/HappyRocket_RBX |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 05:40 PM |
| 13. Tell the manager if he knows what Target is? If he says yes then shove a bunch of whip cream into his face until you get kicked out. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
klkl
|
  |
| Joined: 29 Aug 2007 |
| Total Posts: 887 |
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 06:06 PM |
| 15. Pretend to be a Walmart employee and give people the wrong directions when asked for help. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
jason2926
|
  |
| Joined: 30 Aug 2009 |
| Total Posts: 12473 |
|
|
| 09 Apr 2013 06:12 PM |
16. Use the camera as a mirror to pick your nose
17. Run in with a paintball gun while wearing a gasmask or ski mask, whichever you want, and state that this is a robbery. Then shoot everyone with paintballs |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
jason2926
|
  |
| Joined: 30 Aug 2009 |
| Total Posts: 12473 |
|
|
| 10 Apr 2013 06:11 AM |
| 18. Start roundhouse kicking everyone claiming your Chuck Norris |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 10 Apr 2013 06:52 AM |
19. kick a display shelf 20. eat the manager |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 10 Apr 2013 07:00 AM |
| 21. Swap about all the items. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Cookceir
|
  |
| Joined: 10 Apr 2012 |
| Total Posts: 3370 |
|
| |
|
|
| 10 Apr 2013 09:40 AM |
| Get an item and do the Harlem Shake. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 10 Apr 2013 09:58 AM |
| 23. Open all the packages or boxes |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Woomsie
|
  |
| Joined: 10 Jun 2011 |
| Total Posts: 59 |
|
|
| 10 Apr 2013 10:00 AM |
| Take any kind of breakable object and slam it against the ground. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
kelpie555
|
  |
| Joined: 13 Sep 2010 |
| Total Posts: 1904 |
|
|
| 10 Apr 2013 10:03 AM |
Grab a shotgun kill all the staff members then get loads of the staff members bodies set them on fire put them in trolleys and ram into the kids.
Hide behind the paper towels and jmp out as people past shouting BANZAI |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
samos2
|
  |
| Joined: 14 Dec 2009 |
| Total Posts: 748 |
|
| |
|
| |
|
| |
|
|
| 10 Apr 2013 02:38 PM |
| 28. Go into the "Employees Only" room and start playing Nyan Cat on the intercom while eating all of Walmart's candy. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|