Olfrin
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| 05 Apr 2014 08:39 AM |
hello i have a pet bear who is 152 months old who freely roams my area
earlier today he stood on his two back legs and put on my favourite top hat suit and monocle
he then spoke to me in a strange accent and said
'you are all belonging to me'
my pet brother then ran to attack him for saying such things when the bear spun round and kicked my pet brother round and into the sky
he hasn't landed down yet
he is now patrolling my house making sure i am not leaving please help me |
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Olfrin
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| 05 Apr 2014 08:42 AM |
he saw me typing this thread and just said
'I WILL COUNT TO TEN AND THEN YOU WILL BE DEAD'
hes doing this strange dance too
im getting scared the neighbors just ran out of their houses and started doing the dance with him
help me |
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| 05 Apr 2014 08:43 AM |
| youre not leaving the house on my watch!!!!!!!!! |
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Olfrin
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| 05 Apr 2014 08:44 AM |
i can see my brother falling from the sky now
hes going to land on the bear
the bear just stuck his arm up and my brother landed on his hand and now the bear is twiddling my brothers corpse through his fingers this is too much for me
the neighbors are doing their strange voodoo dance and are barricading my windows |
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Olfrin
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| 05 Apr 2014 08:48 AM |
the president of America just landed on my street in a jumbo jet
the bear and him are shaking hands and i can hear the bear mumbling something to the president
now theyre playing monopoly
the president just lost and now the bear is doing the voodoo dance around him
it seems he did a bet with the president and if the bear won he would be in control of the usa army and now the army is surrounding my house too
all are doing the dance |
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