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| 04 Apr 2014 11:38 PM |
| I'm still thinking of mine |
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R05
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:39 PM |
woke myself up with a fart during school |
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Ayyedrian
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:41 PM |
When I cheated on a math test in 3rd grade. I did like 5 questions before the test even started and after I told the people next to me I was sleepy, so I put my head down on the paper. |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:41 PM |
woke myself up with a fart during school [2]
And it was during a test so it was dead quiet
I shot Tupac |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:41 PM |
"woke myself up with a fart during school"
why am i laughing at this |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:42 PM |
when I fell asleep on a test
Draw me like one of your french laddies! |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:42 PM |
| when my stomach sounded like a tyrannosaurus rex when it was dead silent in the class. |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:42 PM |
Uhh. The one that sticks out the most just recently.
I was sitting in a bean bag chair, made SUPER LOUD farting noise, (I'n a library to!)
teacher started to laugh. His face was red... everyone else in my class was either laughing or gawking. |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:43 PM |
mine was like 2 weeks ago
so i dont have bladder issues or anything, but when i laugh a lot, if i've even had a sip of a drink in the last hour, i pee a lot
and so i was like 2 steps away from the toilet and my friends were with me and i couldn't stop laughing and then i was about to sit down but they said something funny so i just peed everywhere literally everywhere
and i wasn't yet at the toilet, just in the stall so my pants were on so they were oh really bad
so i told everyone i got a period stain and i stayed in the washroom as long as i could till i HAD to go to class
i didn't bring spare pants to school |
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R05
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:43 PM |
@world
oh god yeah it was during the state standardized tests and i freaked out so bad and the girl next to me just started trying not to laugh and i went back to sleep pretending not to notice it |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:44 PM |
When I was in 2nd grade, I was playing on the playground And then I pissed my pants on it
♫ I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower that you made with plastic power, your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away ♫ |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:44 PM |
94% of these confessions involve farting
why
συя ℓιƒє ιѕ м-м-м-м-мα-мα-мα∂ηєѕѕ. |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:45 PM |
@Angry
I'm sorry I laughed. But that is just awful, even I laugh so hard like I feel like i'd pee myself (I used to when i was younger too) but dear god if that happened to me now... |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:45 PM |
@r
The girl next to me just nodded her head and smiled, my friend that sat behind me just started laughing really hard, and the teacher was like "Damn"
I shot Tupac |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:45 PM |
I remember myself peeing in a friend's car. I was sitting at back, though. But I was laughing so much. The guy in front of me was sleeping and he kept leaning on my friend's brother's shoulder. Then my friend's cousin was sleeping with her hand on her v. |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:48 PM |
so when I was 7 I went to the Lego store at downtown disney or whatever I accidentally went behind the counter to look at the Lego figures and I kid you not I went in the storage room bc I saw more figures and three employees were all loud saying "EXCUSE ME BUT YOU CANT BE HERE" and the just escorted me in the middle of the store they didn't even give me any little toy for making that mistake and feeling bad
if I ever see that guy again I will murder him on spot |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:51 PM |
@xowlheart
They have rules and its not their job to give you a toy for being an idiot without proper parental supervision |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:51 PM |
| darn im a man so i cant use the period excuse |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:55 PM |
I had to exit the classroom and take a crap during state testings.
Better to go to the restroom and not finish your tests than finish your tests with crap in your pants. |
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| 04 Apr 2014 11:56 PM |
@angrymrfluffy
well it's disneyland wouldn't you expect them to do that |
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| 05 Apr 2014 12:01 AM |
@xowlheart
So they yelled at you to get out, you're not allowed to be there. and it isn't run by disney, it's a business and doing something stupid doesn't mean you're suppose to get a toy. are you like 6? why weren't your parents watching you? |
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| 05 Apr 2014 12:06 AM |
@angrymrfluffy
I was 7 when that happened something similar happened to my mom recently where she didn't realize the was behind a register and she apologized for going and they took 10$ off our purchase
either way I was about to leave they didn't even give me a chance to apologize they just grabbed me and left me there |
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