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| 04 Apr 2014 07:10 PM |
begin _________ when yo mama was in the 3rd grade she fartd loud n proud she blamed it on the girl next to her that girl thught ur mom was a bott |
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Arsenus
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:10 PM |
yo mama is so fat, dora couldn't even explore her
dont git pist |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:12 PM |
arsenus, that laeme joke
yo mama so dumm she said i was blake |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:12 PM |
| Guys I'm not arsenus anymore so, ye. |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:13 PM |
consultance yo mama so poor she made u ask me 4 money |
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Viscerate
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:14 PM |
your mums like a light switch
even a 4 year old can turn her on
much doge very spiderman |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:15 PM |
dark you mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:15 PM |
| Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a car, she invented the low rider. |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:16 PM |
yo mama so agly michal jackson appeared n said beet it |
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Clockburn
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:17 PM |
| Your mom is tectonic Plates when she moves she makes earthquakes |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:19 PM |
| Yo' Mama is so poor, she dumpster dives for your birthday presents. |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:19 PM |
yo mama got a big body so i called her a fatty |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:20 PM |
| Yo momma so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:22 PM |
yo momma so fat, earth got pulled out of orbit
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:22 PM |
YOUR MOMMA SO FAT AFTER I DID HER I ROLLED OVER AND I WAS STILL ON HER!
Ur mom so fat that due to her weight she caused a ship to sink.
Ur momma so fat that she fell off the grand canyon and got stuck!
Your momma so ugly that when I first layed eyes on her, I had to go to the hospital. |
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Clockburn
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:23 PM |
| Your mom is so ugly they said she needed to be in Beauty and the beast they wanted her to be the beast |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:23 PM |
GLORY TO DEAR LEADER VAKTUS! FLOODCHECK, GO BACK TO ARCADIA! THE FOOLS PARADISE! |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:24 PM |
Yo momma so old, she has Jesus' beeper number
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mum40535
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:24 PM |
yo mama so dum wen she heard christmas wuz around dah corner she wen lookin 4 it |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:26 PM |
| Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops |
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Clockburn
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:28 PM |
Your mom is so stupid when she heard of face book she went looking in the book for a face. |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:28 PM |
yo mama so stupid she put on bugspray before she went to the fleamarket
get aped |
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| 04 Apr 2014 07:30 PM |
yo mama so stoopid she used the wrong AXE body soap on dah shower |
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Rovien
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