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| 02 Apr 2014 03:02 PM |
| "Crouch tigerruuu position!" |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:03 PM |
I'm not entirely sure what to think of this. I mean, if you go in the tiger position, you wouldn't really be able to use your katana anyway. On the other hand, google search gave me interesting results, so you might be right by innuendo. |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:04 PM |
*unsheathes oversized battleaxe* FOR THE MOUNTAINHOME
DanBrowned, the sultan of Off Topic. |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:05 PM |
*Dispatches your head before you can even react*
"Looks like you go ahead of yourself"
*Adjusts fedora*
"Nothing personnel kid" |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:07 PM |
*head grows back* *hacks off your lower body "No guts, no glory."
*adjusts top hat*
"I've lived for hundreds of years."
DanBrowned, the sultan of Off Topic. |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:10 PM |
"By my enlightent light I cast you down demon"
*katanas shoot at you from all directions*
"superior stell folded over 100000000 times you gajin" |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:11 PM |
*eyes glow*
"Don't you remember? Back when you were a kid? I AM YOUR FATHER."
*breaks the katanas with my battleaxe*
"So, if I am a demon, then YOU ARE TOO."
DanBrowned, the sultan of Off Topic. |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:14 PM |
*Drops to the ground in agony*
"W-would y-you k-k-"
*chokes up blood*
"would you kindly back the fug off?"
*grabs you throat and throws you across seventeen dimensions* |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:15 PM |
MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT IS GOING TO DRILL YOU A NEW ONE |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:16 PM |
"Over the ages, I've become something you'll never be."
*walks casually back to the normal dimension*
"I've defeated beasts stronger than the entire military of the planet Earth."
*pulls out amulet*
"Do you happen to recognize this amulet?"
DanBrowned, the sultan of Off Topic. |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:16 PM |
*unsheathes double katana*
duel welding beotches
come at me bro |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:18 PM |
"YOU KILLED MY MASTER"
*Trancends reality, destroys the planet and eats a bowl of cereal*
"Now you'll pay" |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:19 PM |
*drinks coffee while combing mustache*
Whadda' guy! -Ubermen10 |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:20 PM |
*jumps into the air*
"No, I did not."
*inhales*
"Your master was your brother. This is my amulet; he has an identical one."
DanBrowned, the sultan of Off Topic. |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:22 PM |
"Oh, okay then, nice meeting you mate, goodbye"
*Teleports behind you and grapples you, you feel a large hard object pressing into you*
"I may now be able to take your life, but I can take what's most important to a wizard"
*I magic away your clothes*
"You're virginity" |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:24 PM |
"I am your father, you fool. I lost that well before your mother's mother was even born."
*regrows clothing*
*slashes with axe*
"Do you need to axe me a question?"
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:25 PM |
*raeps u*
"lol get rekt kiddo"
*teleports to safety 1 gazillion miles away* |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:26 PM |
*hologram vanishes*
*walks up behind you*
"So nice of you to visit."
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:26 PM |
*stuff happens*
"bad one liner" |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:27 PM |
*Transforms into digitial monster to save the digitial world*
Get your game on sirius |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:28 PM |
| So much for the RP subforum. |
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| 02 Apr 2014 03:29 PM |
*Gets in mobile suit and unsheathes laser sword*
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