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| 02 Apr 2014 01:47 AM |
| 'gurl, you're just like a lamp cuz you light up my world' |
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GIadios
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| 02 Apr 2014 01:50 AM |
"you smell weird girl"
~sparkl pone is best pone~ |
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| 02 Apr 2014 01:51 AM |
"Can i get your digits?"
Yes that's a pickup line, Just really old. |
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Mantisoid
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| Joined: 22 Dec 2010 |
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| 02 Apr 2014 01:51 AM |
girl did u fall from hevan bcuz u look rly messed up go to a plastic surgeon jk plz lov me
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| 02 Apr 2014 01:52 AM |
*sees grocery store clerk*
*wants to piss her off as a prank*
'hey gurl mind if i take ur clothes off and scan u, cuz u cant put a price tag on beauty liek dat!'
*she tries to bed me*
*I now hate pick-up lines.* |
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xvertile
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Mantisoid
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| 02 Apr 2014 01:53 AM |
@x Lol'd
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Mantisoid
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| 02 Apr 2014 01:54 AM |
"i like my girls with edges, not curves" *scuttles home to seek comfort on roblox*
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3MAJ
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| 02 Apr 2014 01:56 AM |
Here's one that is cheesy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkp0BQNWoRE
They got the American Jesus| OTPurpleRain/Grayssake, 2009 - 2014 |
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appie2
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3MAJ
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appie2
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| 02 Apr 2014 02:06 AM |
2013 egg hunt one
gurl can i put my seed
in your waterfall |
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| 02 Apr 2014 02:09 AM |
| "girl i think my phone is broken, your number isn't in it" |
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MADSLICK
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| Joined: 20 Aug 2008 |
| Total Posts: 1004 |
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| 02 Apr 2014 02:13 AM |
| My dishwasher broke can you come to my house plz |
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| 02 Apr 2014 02:14 AM |
| "if i threw this coin in the air, what is the chance of me getting head?" |
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