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| 29 Mar 2014 08:43 PM |
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| 29 Mar 2014 08:48 PM |
Once upon a time, there were three guys.
They had a cow and a monkey.
They once saw a sign for the "Fattest cow contest", so they decide to put a cork in the cow's bumbum to keep it from pooping, thus making it fatter.
They win the contest, and decide they have to pull the cork out of the cow's bumbum. None of them want to do it, so they train the monkey to do it.
The monkey does it. The result is a crap flood.
Afterwards, the police ask onlookers of what they saw.
1st guy said "All I saw was crap."
2nd guy said "All I saw was manure."
3rd guy said "All I saw was that poor little monkey trying to put the cork back in." |
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