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| 27 Mar 2014 10:44 PM |
i dont know much about pies, but girl you make my banana cream
are you katniss? because you've got my district in an uprising
ill be your 'alentine' for now and you can give me the v after dinner
i thought happiness started with an H, so why does mine start with U?
are you a fruit, because [insert sassy face] Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
can i take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
your body is 65% water and i'm thirsty
my doctor says im lacking vitamin U
i must be a snowflake because i've fallen for you
do you work at -that sports store i can't say the name of- because you're sporting the goods |
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Juggaloez
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:44 PM |
| do u work at a farm cuz u sure kno how2raise a cok |
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:45 PM |
| ARE YOU FROM OUTER SPACE? BECAUSE YOUR ASS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD! |
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Juggaloez
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:45 PM |
| Lol how u said it in all caps |
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:45 PM |
| omg girl you looked ugly all those other days but today, you're very special |
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waffle502
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:46 PM |
hi give me ur booty
uʍopǝpısdn pǝddıןɟ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ɟo ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ |
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:46 PM |
| are you looking for a stud, cuz i got the STD, all i need is U. |
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:46 PM |
| if god made anything more beautiful than you, im sure he'd keep it for himself |
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:47 PM |
| @waffle now thats sure to get a girl in bed |
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Cyanmaree
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TomPettty
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:51 PM |
| are you a freezer? cuz baby you make my D freeze |
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waffle502
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:51 PM |
did you get that body from mcdonalds cuz im lovin it
uʍopǝpısdn pǝddıןɟ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ɟo ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ |
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:52 PM |
im looking for treasure can i examine your chest?
uʍopǝpısdn pǝddıןɟ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ɟo ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ |
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| 27 Mar 2014 10:55 PM |
| if you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world |
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| 27 Mar 2014 11:02 PM |
| If you were a pokemon i'd catch you first |
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| 27 Mar 2014 11:03 PM |
you're single im single coincidence? i think not |
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