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| 27 Mar 2014 04:18 PM |
i told him that we recently acquired cuba and puerto rico from russia, and he believed it
i also told him that the government recently discovered that the 2012 election was actually a tie between obama and romney, so a few weeks ago they made them both president
once again, he believed it |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:19 PM |
| Tell him crimea is the 53nd state |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:20 PM |
| Tell him you came from the future to warn that Japan and China will team up to make killer robots, but the killer robots put humans to near extinction. |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:21 PM |
| Tell him that America actually has a king from the 16th century. |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:22 PM |
"Tell him crimea is the 53nd state"
he'd probably believe that too
seriously, he is extremely gullible. me and my friend have been telling him complete bullcrap for the past few months and he's blindly believed most of it.
like, a few weeks ago we told him that the onion was a legit news source, and he showed it to his dad. let's just say that he wasn't very happy with what he saw. |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:23 PM |
| did you tell him about the nuclear missile we launched on Africa yesterday |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:23 PM |
also, my friend told him that the light that turns on when you're using your iphone is actually the government hacking into your camera and spying on you.
he told his parents and his mother has covered the cam up with tape ever since |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:24 PM |
"he told his parents and his mother has covered the cam up with tape ever since"
how old is this kid, exactly |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:25 PM |
"you aren't a very good friend"
he isn't my friend noob
"how old is this kid exactly"
9th grade
i've known him ever since early middle school and he's never been too "bright" |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:26 PM |
"9th grade"
i'm assuming he's been held back |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:27 PM |
did you tell him that we bombed north korea last week
ᴏɴᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ғɪʀᴇ/ᴏɴᴇ sʜᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ɢʟᴏʀʏ |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:27 PM |
"i'm assuming he's been held back"
surprisingly he hasn't |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:27 PM |
Tell him that every doctor is a government agent gathering information on people to create a virus that will wipe out everyone except blonds.
~Phelps in OT~ |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:28 PM |
"did you tell him that we bombed north korea last week"
i think i told him something along those lines a while ago
once again, he believed it and probably told his parents about it as well |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:28 PM |
"Tell him that every doctor is a government agent gathering information on people to create a virus that will wipe out everyone except blonds."
only the blondest will survive
ᴏɴᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ғɪʀᴇ/ᴏɴᴇ sʜᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ɢʟᴏʀʏ |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:29 PM |
| Tell him that he owes you $5 from a false bet you guys had a week ago. |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:30 PM |
Exactly mikey lol.
~Phelps in OT~ |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:45 PM |
| cmon blast u can do it!!!!!!! |
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| 27 Mar 2014 04:47 PM |
http://prntscr.com/34oyjo
i taped this to the school printers earlier and when i walked by later, kids were waiting in a line by it and were literally yelling at it |
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| 29 Mar 2014 03:38 PM |
| i feel like this deserves a bump |
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