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| 25 Mar 2014 05:45 PM |
yesterday she blushed and laughed when she saw me
today she was staring at me
wat do |
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drpece231
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| 25 Mar 2014 05:46 PM |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzmRx4F8VvQ |
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kosimi
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| 25 Mar 2014 05:47 PM |
she says "b-baka s-s-senpai"
The Catbug Fanboy of OT | "Sugar peas!" -Catbug | ily starlilynight <3333 | yo forumgame | |
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katuu
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| 25 Mar 2014 05:47 PM |
tell her shes creepy and disgusting thats how u get the ladies 100% |
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LoggyPl0x
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| 25 Mar 2014 05:47 PM |
lean against a wall and sip on ur capri sun and tilt ur sunglasses at her and go "hey bb" 100% guaranteed to make her melt
ᴵ'ᵐ ʰᵃˡᶠ ᵃ ᵐᵃᶰ ᵃᵗ ᵇᵉᶳᵗ, ʷᶤᵗʰ ʰᵃˡᶠ ᵃᶰ ᵃʳʳᵒʷ ᶤᶰ ᵐʸ ᶜʰᵉᶳᵗ |
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| 25 Mar 2014 05:48 PM |
stare into her eyes
unhinge your jaw like the wild anaconda
let your raging jr burst from your pants embrace her
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| 25 Mar 2014 05:48 PM |
show her ur fat, neckbeard and tip ur fedora and tell her "heeeeeeeeeeey foxy momma"
ravioli ravioli i dont give a damnoli |
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| 25 Mar 2014 05:56 PM |
♫ I got my eyes on you! ♫ ♫ You're everything I see! ♫ |
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| 25 Mar 2014 07:42 PM |
| Touch her and say your reta-rd. 100% works. |
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Alex4897
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| 25 Mar 2014 07:44 PM |
capri-sun [2]
I am an eggspert in the eggcelent art of egg puns. |
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| 25 Mar 2014 07:46 PM |
She wants the d. Give her the d, after singing to her this song,
" A-B-C-D D is the best for meee!"
~Your friendly neighborhood vegan~ |
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soild101
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| 25 Mar 2014 07:47 PM |
| "Hey baby are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers! " |
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| 25 Mar 2014 07:48 PM |
l2d = chance op's get laid
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did it for the booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 25 Mar 2014 07:48 PM |
ok
so i got my own idea: hey gurl your an angel, angelina(her name) *i crouch down* w-w-will you be my best friend? |
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soild101
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| 25 Mar 2014 07:52 PM |
liking people at this age
ruins your life
-smf |
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| 25 Mar 2014 07:53 PM |
Go in for the kill while singing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tXtATeQ7GKg#t=62 |
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Riku1257
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| 25 Mar 2014 07:55 PM |
give her the best pickup line:
"hey s(m)exy mama, wanna come with me to KILL ALL HUMANS?" |
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