phoniex
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:08 PM |
You decide to make yourself breakfast one morning when you find out the worst thing that could ever happen has happened to you:
You are out of milk.
You must get more milk. What do you do?
A: Walk to the supermarket right away. Simple. B: Prepare yourself. You never know what could happen. C: Go to your friend's house and ask for some. Don't want to waste money. D: See if a cow has randomly dropped into your backyard. Anything can happen, right? |
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Kotawl
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:09 PM |
A
preferrably sam's club so this never happens again
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Sonrick98
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chicka123
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:10 PM |
F. Go outside and do some cow tipping
ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ raise your lenny ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ |
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phoniex
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:12 PM |
You go into your backyard. No cow. The universe isn't that generous.
Then, suddenly, a man in a hockey mask with dual Gatling guns walks in. The universe hates you. What now?
A: Say hello. It's your friend Andy Corn B: Pump him full of lead before he can breathe. It's the evil Justin Bibble C: Get a bad and break his knees. It's one of those dumb whippersnappers. D: Throw your coffee in his face and run. Take no chances. |
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:13 PM |
E: TELL HIM THAT HIS GATTLING GUNS DONT MEAN MUCH IN RAPTURE
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phoniex
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:25 PM |
what kind of milk? -winkwink- ; ]
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phoniex
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:27 PM |
You take out a gun and pump Justin Bibble full of lead. You stand over his dead body. Now what do you do?
A: Bring him to the authorities. He's worth a lot of money B: Loot his corpse. He might have milk. C: Take off his mask. What if he wasn't Justin Bibble? D: Leave him. You must continue the quest for milk. |
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phoniex
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:30 PM |
You look through his back. You find his latest album, Rabies, which you quickly discard, the Gatling guns, a suspicious looking note, 1,000,000 dollars, and a cookie. Due to the contrived plot, you can only take one. Which one do you take?
A: The Gatling guns B: The note C: The money D: The cookie |
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phoniex
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:34 PM |
You take the cookie and the corpse crumbles into dust for some reason. You now have a cookie. What do you do with it?
A: Eat it. You're hungry. B: Save it. You might be hungry later. C: Excavate it. There might be something inside. D: Put it down. Obey your master Arnold! |
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:35 PM |
C IT HAS MILK IN IT IM SURE! |
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phoniex
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:39 PM |
You dig through the cookie. Inside, you find a note:
Hahahahahaha, You fell for my trap. Hahahahahhahahha. I rigged the cookie so that it would drop a nuke on the house if you disturbed it. Hahahahahhahahha. Love, Dr. Hate, PhD
What do you do?
A: Run away. You'd be mad to stay. B: Stay. It might be a milk nuke! C: Try to shoot it down. It's your only hope. D: Drink some coffee. It helps you think clearly. |
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phoniex
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:45 PM |
You decide to stay. The nuke hits, but it's a Diet Coke and Mentos nuke, not a milk nuke. Suddenly, a helicopter lands in front of you and your friend Andy Corn jumps out. He offers you his hand and says "Come with me if you want to get milk."
Now what?
A: Go with him. He will take you to the milk. B: Deny him. You can't trust anyone anymore. C: Shoot him. He's an enemy spy. D: Ask for a giant robot instead. After all, they're much cooler. |
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phoniex
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| 24 Mar 2014 08:49 PM |
You go with him and the helicopter begins to fly to the supermarket, when suddenly, a random man in a floating car flies up beside you and screams "I AM COMMANDER SALAMANDER. LAND NOW OR FACE DESTRUCTION." Now what?
A: Ask your friend. He'll know what to do. B: Shoot him. He's just an amphibian with a fancy title. C: Obey him. You don't want trouble. D: Jump out and turn his car into a baby carriage. Logic doesn't exist, after all. |
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fred1000
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