Candiigal
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:05 AM |
it's the year 3245... "there" has three meanings, "you're" has ceased to exist, oxford commas are a thing of the past, proper nouns haven't been capitalized for over 75 years and periods no longer have a use
the world is in turmoil |
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:06 AM |
| since your is much easier to type |
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:10 AM |
Technically you're wasn't proper in the first place Slang ain't cool |
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Candiigal
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:11 AM |
of course, languages change over time (anyone ever read shakespeare?) which is why i'm worried. will people even bother with proper english? what about history? math?
our generation's laziness is making me question everything about our future ;-; |
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:14 AM |
I question you Because I surely no a crap load of stuff and I sleep in my classes I political to and I inform myself on things |
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:15 AM |
| Though hast dishonoured mine family you rightly bag of rotten tomatoes, prepare to meetith my noble blade |
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:18 AM |
| Thou is if the wanted to spanketh thy bottom I shall notith deny thy wish |
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Candiigal
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:19 AM |
personally my favourite is
I am your spaniel. And, Demetrius, The more you beat me, I will fawn on you. Use me but as your spaniel—spurn me, strike me, Neglect me, lose me. Only give me leave, Unworthy as I am, to follow you. What worser place can I beg in your love— And yet a place of high respect with me— Than to be usèd as you use your dog? |
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:21 AM |
Thou shall not pass this trench!
I shall smite you with my mighty swooshy Sword of Righteousness!
I shall killeth your family!
And then, I shall decapitate thy head!
I shall kill you and sell thy head on eBay!
I shall offer thy head to the being known as the Lord!
Now then, foolish squire, begone!
Go on then!
Begone!
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:21 AM |
| I am following you very little xD and I did a shake spear scene to, that's pretty sad |
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Candiigal
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:21 AM |
no one truly appreciates shakespeare's dirty mind the way i do :( |
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:23 AM |
| Oh my teacher made sure to explain all the trickery. I forgot what the play was but it had a black guy as the leading captain I think? |
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Bardoh
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:51 AM |
"black guy"
"leading captain"
died xd |
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:53 AM |
^ it's true but he was either a captain or a general |
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Candiigal
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:53 AM |
| @bardoh, since i and most other people recognize what these are referring to, then it's not now |
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| 24 Mar 2014 03:57 AM |
mfw shakespeare be like "sharp is his spur" in macbeth
had a bit of a giggle |
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Bardoh
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