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| 21 Mar 2014 09:59 PM |
We've the finest variety of salmon and swords around! It's a completely tapeworm-free environment!
C'mon, there's even alliteration in the name! |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:03 PM |
| Oh, dear, the sink's on fire! Hold on, I need to douse the flames... |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:04 PM |
| i wan a biggerer sword then the one you go there *Points at Buster Sword* |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:06 PM |
"i wan a biggerer sword then the one you go there *Points at Buster Sword*"
Well, you're in luck! I've recently crafted a 10 foot-long sword made of torivorian steel! It's strong, light, and very easy to use! I'd price it at around 10 platinum torivorian steel coins, if that's all right with you... |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:06 PM |
| i want a bomb can i get it here? |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:06 PM |
Can I have an ice sword?
|Let's go to Gensokyo! / SHUT UP CLAUDE / darkrai party| |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:06 PM |
| what is torivorian coins and where does I get them? |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:07 PM |
"i want a bomb can i get it here?"
Nope, you might want to head over to the "Bomb" department in Dzuheron's Department Store |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:07 PM |
| *I smack a Enormous Red gem on the counter* Will this pay? |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:07 PM |
how much for the tape worm sword wait a second.... |
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IMTHEB3ST
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:07 PM |
I want all the money in the register and the stuffed animal in the corner!
I am a koala that eats albino polar bears. |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:08 PM |
| well then i woulod like a salmon sword that can summon salmon and can summon the salmon god. |
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IMTHEB3ST
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:08 PM |
The pink one!
I am a koala that eats albino polar bears. |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:12 PM |
"Can I have an ice sword?"
Sure, you can have one I Edomically enchanted! It's designed to be lightweight and strong like torivorian steel, but anyone who it cuts is instantly frozen solid! 5 platinum torivorian steel coins.
"what is torivorian coins and where does I get them?"
Well, of course we torivors have a currency!
You know the infamous torivorian steel I always go on and on about?
Well, there are 4 qualities of it -- platinum (best), gold, silver, and bronze!
A torivorian steel coin is an Edomically enchanted coin that the torivor kingdom minted some 7.5 billion years ago that is equivalent to about 3 ounces of torivorian steel, give-or-take. Remember that torivorian steel is light, though, so 3 ounces is more than it seems...when you tell the coin in Edomic to turn into torivorian steel, it becomes its worth.
You get them by trading and making torivorian steel...in fact, you can convert any torivorian steel into torivorian steel coins with a few Edomic commands... |
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giftbox24
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:12 PM |
Hi uh I'd like to pick up my copy of battletoads Does it come with a complimentary salmon? |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:13 PM |
i am a member of the moose clan i have come to kill king kevin to figure out what the fox says i would like the most affective sword you have
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:13 PM |
*slams the 5 torivorian coins on the table* Meep.
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:14 PM |
| give me your salmon sword asap |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:15 PM |
"*I smack a Enormous Red gem on the counter* Will this pay?"
Hmm, well, I suppose it will, although it's worth a bit more than 10 platinum torivorian steel coins...I'd estimate about $11 billion in commoner's currency, which is a whole $1 million more than 10 platinum torivorian steel coins...
"how much for the tape worm sword wait a second...."
I have a sword that converts your enemies into tapeworms, but don't use it in here! It costs 2 silver torivorian steel coins.
"I want all the money in the register and the stuffed animal in the corner!"
Well, sorry, but I don't have a register!
"well then i woulod like a salmon sword that can summon salmon and can summon the salmon god."
There's no salmon god, but there is a Salmon King. That sword's quite costly, though...around 20 platinum torivorian steel coins? |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:16 PM |
I ONLY HAVE 40 RUPEES
I NEED DEKU SHIELD |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:16 PM |
| Alright, I need a Vortex Sword, crafted from the world on the other side of the vortex |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:18 PM |
"Hi uh I'd like to pick up my copy of battletoads Does it come with a complimentary salmon?"
Ah, yes it does! Would you like the salmon cooked or raw, and if cooked, how should it be prepared?
"i am a member of the moose clan i have come to kill king kevin to figure out what the fox says i would like the most affective sword you have"
The most affective sword I have? It's normally worth 75 platinum torivorian steel coins, but I'll give you it for 60...it's a sword that summons the essence of space and causes a black hole to open up, suck in your opponent, and then vanish, hurting nothing else.
"*slams the 5 torivorian coins on the table* Meep."
I'll give you 10 salmons and a flaming torivorian steel sword for that price.
By the way, don't worry, it's not your generic flaming torivorian steel sword, it can talk. You have to give it a name and a gender, though.
"give me your salmon sword asap"
6 gold torivorian steel coins. |
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:18 PM |
| i have 2 pathos a haywire murderous robot that says he is promethian and a hobo named jim will it pay |
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IMTHEB3ST
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| 21 Mar 2014 10:19 PM |
If I can't get all of your money, then can I buy a sword that turns people into swords?
I am a koala that eats albino polar bears. |
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