goof333
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:22 PM |
Mom: "ARE YOU CLICKING ON THE COMPUTER"
Me: "wha-"
Mom: " TELL ME RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY ARE YOU CLICKING ON THE COMPUTER!?!?"
Me: "But thats how y-"
Mom: "I TELL YOU MISSY THAT THING IS A SICKNESS"
Mom: "YOU ARE MESSING UP THE PHONE LINES"
Me: "No the compu-"
Mom: "NOW ARE YOU TYPING ON THAT THING? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO, WHO ARE YOU CLICKING?!?!?!" |
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Jhgnomey
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Kotawl
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:23 PM |
| PARENT LOGIC IN A SHELLNUT |
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goof333
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:24 PM |
She is making me get off the computer now.
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Kotawl
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:25 PM |
| PARENT LOGIC IN A SHELLNUT [2] |
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zomg44
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:27 PM |
| THE ZOMBIES HAVE SPREAD TO COLORADO |
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2hipstr
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:27 PM |
| PARENT LOGIC IN A SHELLNUT [3] |
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goof333
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:27 PM |
Mom: "THE COMPUTER IS OF THE DEVIL, YOU ARE SICK, IT IS A SICKNESS!!!!"
Mom: "YOU ARE BEHIND IN YOUR SCHOOLWROK, ALL YOU DO IS PLAY ON THAT THING"
Me: "But I am ahead in my wor-"
Mom: "GET OFF IT RIGHT NOW, NO COMPUTER FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK UNTILL YOU CATCH UP"
Me: "BUT-"
Mom: " GET OFF IT RIGHT NOW YOU ARE CLICKING!!!!"
Mom: -turns off computer screen- "THERE I HOPE I BROKE IT" |
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Dragonelz
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:28 PM |
Duck-tape her mouth shut and explain to her how the computer works
•With beauty comes pain• |
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Kotawl
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:28 PM |
your mom send her to the pits |
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goof333
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:29 PM |
Jeeves there are no zombies in colorado. c:
Though I did find a headless and pawless rabbit at school the other day, the blood was drained from it an nowhere to be seen, but the body was completely intact except for said missing head and front two paws.
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Kotawl
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Dragonelz
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:31 PM |
Roadkill?
•With beauty comes pain• |
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:32 PM |
| There are zombies in Colorado. The media is being censored. Seven towns have been quarantined. I know someone who is connected to the government. They're teing me all this. |
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goof333
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:32 PM |
This, I can hardly stand this any longer. e-e
She won't listen on how a computer works and she cant even opperate the mouse.
She has my little 8 y/o sister help her.
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Mom: "HOW CAN I GOOGLING UP SOMETHING?"
Mom: "ARE YOU SURFING THE WEB???!!!???" |
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| 21 Mar 2014 02:33 PM |
WAIOT HOLD UP
HOW ARE YOU FORUMING WITHOUT A COMPUTER |
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goof333
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| 21 Mar 2014 03:05 PM |
I am foruming on my 3DS.
she doesn't know how to work a 3DS either.
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crisis005
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| 21 Mar 2014 03:08 PM |
| Wait,ou can forum on 3DS's? AWESOME! |
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jonny1367
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| 21 Mar 2014 03:09 PM |
| Pretty sure TDA gets on her 3DS too |
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| 21 Mar 2014 03:10 PM |
i guess i should consider myself lucky that my dad can explain all this stuff to my mom
ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ/ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ/ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ/sᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴏʟʟ |
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