Morsels
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| 20 Mar 2014 11:08 PM |
Here's some actual professional advice according to the now-deceased eviljeffhardy2L #1. Go to your counselor. #2. Smack your hands on his/her desk. If it's a him, start talking about his family. If it's a her, get yo stuff ready, you gotta catch that plane in two hours. #3. Continue to yell for about 10 minutes and then start breaking down because of a recent traumatic incident involving the death of a close one. #4. Listen to the counselor's soothing words and be prepared to carry out what he tells you to do. #5. You are forbidden, I repeat, FORBIDDEN to have thoughts of taking your own life. People have so much to live for, and suicide frankly takes much courage. There are still people that love you out there. #6. Stop reading this, stop playing Roblox, and get some fresh air #7. Come back inside and for the following 9 weeks, watch parts 2, 3, 4, 5, Nyan, Cat, and 11 parts of eviljeffhardy2l's "EPIC SOLUTION TO ALL PROBLEMS THAT DEAL WITH CLANS" #8. In advance, you're welcome. |
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| 20 Mar 2014 11:10 PM |
| #2a. Get on the plane with the girl and for the next few hours talk to her, do some stuff in the can, ect |
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| 20 Mar 2014 11:11 PM |
| what in hell's name is this |
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EricRoach
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| 20 Mar 2014 11:12 PM |
yo mamuh MWAHHAHHA- oh wai that's old. |
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| 20 Mar 2014 11:15 PM |
@er This is foolproof except for that one guy who does whatever the he wants. |
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