figva
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| 20 Mar 2014 02:23 AM |
Today we got, Slender Man vs. The Unwanted House guest.
Unwanted House Guest: Haven't seen me in a while? Well I've seen you just fine, you took 5,028 breaths in your sleep last night where am I? Look out the window, see that parked black van? Well I look out my window, and see you Slender Man. Just surrender damn, when people see you they hide when people see me they die, you've got no eyes and no help from the moonlight. Light's off, game on, grab your leg, OMNOMNOM, this ain't fiction no pretend, in the end, you'll be, DEAD.
Slender Man: Not afraid of the dark? I like a challenge, but watch out you might trip over your parents, don't you dare get blood on my Armani suit, killing is my motherfking hobby dude. You've got no chance, better start surrenderin, so let's dance, everyday I'm slenderin'. I'll run circles around you, tie you up and bound you, in the lake I'll drown you your face looks like sht manure, I got more facial expressions than Kristen Stewert, you've got dying teeth, oh the irony, without a face, I still look better than you, see no wonder nobody wants you, you look like a more cracked out version of Gary Busey!
Unwanted House Guest: You do look better, in the back of my kitchen in the freezer. Kill you THAT easy? Well, aren't we optimistic. Feel a breeze tickle your ear? Nah, that's just me whisperin'. Are there mosquitoes out here? Nah, that's just me nibblin'. One two, what'll I do? Three four, pull a trap door, then I'll rip your spine out and, make you a whacky inflatable tube man, you're working for me now, and we're having some layoffs, so I'll set your tentacles ablaze boss, someone please pass the Hollandaise sauce cause I'll be having calamari for days y'all.
Slender Man: Knock-knock, I'm there... To send you packing. Wait for it, RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Now, I'll shove these cufflinks in your eyes, and gag you with my cumber bun so no one will hear your cries. BREAK TO EAT MCDONALDS FRIES. Then I'll whip your back, with my Kenneth Cole slacks, use my Gucci shoes to swat your ash, like a spider, you know the ones you swallow in your sleep, cause who puts them there? ME. I know just how to end this song... Teleport to before you spawned, and kill the artist who drew you, so you never ever drawn.
Thanks for reading it guys, be sure to reply it, or message me who won. Or if you just think Slender won, or the Unwanted House Guest won, just post it in. Have a good night. >:^) |
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figva
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figva
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figva
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figva
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| 20 Mar 2014 03:03 AM |
| Which guy? Slenderman is the one who was last and second. |
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| 20 Mar 2014 06:11 AM |
I might as well just say it
Wrong forum, your bumps are meaningless
Unless if this was a drawn-out rhythmless stereotypical rap, then welcome |
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