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| 19 Mar 2014 09:55 PM |
An hour ago I prayed to him that our internet stopped working, cuz my mom wanted to see my grades
I wanted it off for an hour in two minutes
An hour later my internet shuts off for two minutes
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| 19 Mar 2014 09:57 PM |
I know. I pray to him every time I lose my cell phone
Still have my cell phone |
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| 19 Mar 2014 09:57 PM |
| Sometimes, I just unplug the monitor or the mouse... |
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| 19 Mar 2014 09:58 PM |
| why pray for stupid things? |
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| 19 Mar 2014 09:59 PM |
| What kind of idiot wastes his prayer on his own selfish and inconsequential. |
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| 19 Mar 2014 09:59 PM |
Can't do that. My mom has a career dedicated to computers. She'd notice that right away
Tried shutting off my iPad internet once. Worked for approximately 3 seconds |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:00 PM |
| Woah where do I find his phone number? (1-800?) |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:01 PM |
@Axel
I dunno. I never went to church |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:02 PM |
no atheist starting a flame war yet? brb checking if im on roblox
"I hope our hopes and aspirations are bigger than setting records." - Drew Brees |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:02 PM |
if you believe in god, why would you pray for such stupid things...
"I LOST MY CELL PHONE, GOD HELP ME"
call it, lift a finger, someting.
If you believe in god, you shouldn't take it for granted, pray for important things, like safe travels, world peace, no hunger, super powerz - something good |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:04 PM |
God = The Very First Troll, Ever I'm a christian, I believe in God no matter what.
DESTROY THEM ALL |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:04 PM |
My cell phone is important. It could save my life someday
I'll admit, the grades were a little silly. But meh cell phone...
Also, I leave it on vibrate |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:05 PM |
I got a 2 for everything but art I'm an artist, I got a 1
2 = Near grade level, kind of following expectations 1 = At or over grade level, following expectations perfectly
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:05 PM |
| When I was a kid, I prayed that teachers would pass by me when checking homework. It worked. But the teachers saw me kneeling below my desk and decided to just skip me. |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:07 PM |
@untruel in most religions when wars occur it is to punish humans praying for world peace would not be the same as praying for no punishments
"I hope our hopes and aspirations are bigger than setting records." - Drew Brees |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:08 PM |
| god will save the world fromsatan |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:09 PM |
I'm not all religion, I don't go to church, but I don't go by Satan, I go by God, having pride inside me to do what I want... Make a book... Oh wait i'm doing that right now, lawl
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:11 PM |
I suppose it's time to unveil which religion I am
I am Dairian. My god is also known as Swiss Cheezus. My church is Dairy Queen. The way I pray is eating ice cream. And my hell is a hot fudge sundae. You freeze in it |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:12 PM |
I'm Christian, bro. You'd better believe he's real |
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| 19 Mar 2014 10:21 PM |
| How is this trolling, You need to re-learn the definition of trolling. trolling isnt being nice. its being rude. |
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