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Re: What I think has/will happen in Politics

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re567 is not online. re567
Joined: 01 Nov 2010
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17 Mar 2014 01:10 PM
My version

Russia: Hmm, something is suspicious. Well, we might as well re-instate the Soviet Union, we'd get some nice things!

USA: Ummm... *Insert stupidly unnecessary sanctions here*

*After the vote*

Crimea: YAY, WE'RE GOING TO BE PART OF RUSSIA!

Ukraine: We will crush the Left, and make Fascism/Nationalism everywhere!

*Drone randomly appears, crushing kids ice-cream's, and blowing up chocolate houses*

USA: *doop doop* WE DENY THE DRONE!

Russia: You sure?

*China flies by*

China: USA! GET YOURSELF OVER HERE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRIEND RUSSIA?!

North Korea: Time to sit back, and reduce da nukes.

USA: Ummmm... *Thinks of stupid reasons along with Ukraine*

Russia/China: WELL, HURRY UP WITH THE TRUTH!

USA: That is it! *blows up like an angry kid that loves Hardcore Capitalism*

USA: I DECLARE WAR! I WANT RUSSIA OFF THE EARTH, AND I WANT TO OPPRESS!

Ukraine and USA's puppets: We follow too... (But the sigh comes from the citizens)

Russia: Okay, we will declare war!

China: Us too! FOR COMMUNISM!

Russia: We don't have Communism anymore...

China: Oh....

North Korea: WE'RE COMING IN US! WE WILL DEFEAT YOU FOR THE GLORIOUS LEADER!!!! *mAD HYSTERICAL LAUGH*

Everyone: -_-

North Korea: Hey... Can't I come in too?

And war follow suits.
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TheRealCommander is not online. TheRealCommander
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17 Mar 2014 01:12 PM
why do you portray the US as the evil when Russia is the one who has invaded the territory of a sovereign country?
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re567 is not online. re567
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17 Mar 2014 01:13 PM
Well, the US is being the bully here...
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TheRealCommander is not online. TheRealCommander
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17 Mar 2014 01:14 PM
if a kid takes another kids lunch money, and then some bystander steps in and tells him to give the money back to the kid, the bystander is the bully?
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re567 is not online. re567
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17 Mar 2014 01:27 PM
No.

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PlayfulDog is not online. PlayfulDog
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17 Mar 2014 01:32 PM
@The
Good example.
Name a Ukranian puppet.
This is just like making Ukraine take over Russia because of the Kievan Rus'. It happened in your "wonderful" "free" and democratic Soviet Union, accept it.
BTW, are you a Liberal?
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DesiredShark is not online. DesiredShark
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17 Mar 2014 02:16 PM
"Well, the US is being the bully here..."

HOW? You dumb, incompetent fool! Russia is being the bully!

Learn your facts.
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mathisawsome is not online. mathisawsome
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17 Mar 2014 02:28 PM
Year 1 of the war


USA: lol nuke evere citie

BREAKING NEWS: Beijing, Moscow, and that forgotten city in North Korea nuked.

China/Russia: Okay, time for a land invasion.

BREAKING NEWS: USA nukes the entire Chinese and Russian navy.

USA: ololololololol

Everyone: Your gonna send us into a nuculear winter.

China/Russia: That is it!

BREAKING NEWS: USA nukes a Russian and a Chinese nuke heading to nuke Washington D.C.

Everyone: -_-

Russia: Okay this is just no fair.

China: I know right?

North Korea: Hey, I declared war on the USA, too. Please don't leave me out.

Russia/China: Get out.
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TheMyrco is not online. TheMyrco
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17 Mar 2014 03:08 PM
North-Korea starts nuking the US too.

>bombs don't reach coast

ABORT MISSION.

Je zult verdrinken in je eigen haat.
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flatline115 is not online. flatline115
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17 Mar 2014 03:08 PM

HOW? You dumb, incompetent fool! Russia is being the bully!

Learn your facts.
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Crimea could have just voted for the status quo, and since international observers didn't find anything wrong with the election....
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tiresomehoopla is not online. tiresomehoopla
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17 Mar 2014 04:22 PM
He presented everyone as evil

Which is the truth
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ManBloxian is not online. ManBloxian
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17 Mar 2014 04:38 PM
"Russia is the one who has invaded the territory of a sovereign country?"

So ur tellin me the USA never invaded the territory of a sovereign country
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civilizationfreak is not online. civilizationfreak
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17 Mar 2014 04:45 PM
"Well, the US is being the bully here..."

I like how people like you get so upset when the US gets involved in other countries but it's perfectly alright for other countries comparable to ours to get involved in other countries.
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obama1337TESTING is not online. obama1337TESTING
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17 Mar 2014 05:53 PM
>implying the us is actually this aggressive
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USSRidoits32 is not online. USSRidoits32
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17 Mar 2014 06:20 PM
Part 2

America: brb destroying hippies

Hippies: we declare independence!

Hippyland: Lets disarm our military!

America: you suckers are dying

Hippyland: nuuu

Russia: hey you killed our supporters!

Russia: you are going to die!

News: good, our news day was slow!

Russia: fire in the ho!

*Nukes hits a unhabited part of Alaska*

USA: dude! you aren't allowed to use nukes!

Russia: never!

UN: HUGE SANCTIONS NOW NOBODY RECOGNIZES YOU!

Russia: but I will stay live!

Russia: hello, anyone?

Russia: hello?

Russia :(

America: Hey China ol' chap, heard a mouse?

China: no

America: hmph, must be the wind

THE END
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AlteFritz is not online. AlteFritz
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17 Mar 2014 06:41 PM
Re, you have no idea how stupid and unintelligent you sound when you make these posts.
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md524997 is not online. md524997
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17 Mar 2014 07:11 PM
>USA: I DECLARE WAR! I WANT RUSSIA OFF THE EARTH, AND I WANT TO OPPRESS!

The USA is stupid, but not stupid enough to pull off a move like that
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ghostleader13 is not online. ghostleader13
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17 Mar 2014 07:38 PM
Re your forgeting of the Sino-Soviet Split
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tiresomehoopla is not online. tiresomehoopla
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17 Mar 2014 08:11 PM
"The USA is stupid, but not stupid enough to pull off a move like that"

What if somebody like Bush is president
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