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Re: So Russia found an American drone over Crimea...

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mathisawsome is not online. mathisawsome
Joined: 17 May 2011
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16 Mar 2014 05:22 PM
Russia: Hey, we found one of your drones.



USA: GOD DAMMIT
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USSRidoits32 is not online. USSRidoits32
Joined: 05 Feb 2012
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16 Mar 2014 05:23 PM
What was it doing there?
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ChicagoPoliceOfficer is not online. ChicagoPoliceOfficer
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16 Mar 2014 05:28 PM
USA: Yeah, we misplaced it there, thanks for finding it, it was supposed to be in our own country spying on our citizens.
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bmi9198 is not online. bmi9198
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16 Mar 2014 05:57 PM
This is going to escalate. I hate how most of American Media just stopped covering it all together.
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mathisawsome is not online. mathisawsome
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16 Mar 2014 07:16 PM
REDO:


Russia: Hey, we found one of your drones.

*on the outside*
USA: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know there was a drone wondering over Crimea awkwardly. I don't even think its ours.


*on the inside*
USA: GOD DAMMIT
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ghostleader13 is not online. ghostleader13
Joined: 27 Aug 2010
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16 Mar 2014 09:32 PM
Russia; He we found your drone
USA; The first one or the 88th one?
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Periapsis is not online. Periapsis
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16 Mar 2014 09:59 PM
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ChicagoPoliceOfficer is not online. ChicagoPoliceOfficer
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16 Mar 2014 10:09 PM
How would a 90's drone look like? The same one we have one?
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Periapsis is not online. Periapsis
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16 Mar 2014 10:15 PM
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mathisawsome is not online. mathisawsome
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16 Mar 2014 10:17 PM
Wait, I found some more info.


USA: Wait a minute, you didn't really catch one of our drones, did you?



Russia: GOD DAMMIT
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ChicagoPoliceOfficer is not online. ChicagoPoliceOfficer
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16 Mar 2014 10:18 PM
Let me guess? It wasn't USA's?
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mathisawsome is not online. mathisawsome
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16 Mar 2014 10:20 PM
Idk. Anyways, the info was from the Pentagon. Soooo...



Russia: We did catch one of your drones.


USA: No you didn't!


Russia: YES I DID!


USA: NO YOU DIDN'T LIARS!


Russia: You hypocrites. *sighs*
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0Z0NE is not online. 0Z0NE
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16 Mar 2014 10:30 PM
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Cr4ft is not online. Cr4ft
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16 Mar 2014 10:33 PM
I swear, my country's government is just planning on global domination. Here I thought that we only had drones in our country and the Middle East, heck, we might actually have them all over the world.
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Sasook is not online. Sasook
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16 Mar 2014 10:42 PM
cr4ft are you stupid or?

if we were planning world domination we'd just go guns a blazing into russia. people really overestimate how strong russia's military is
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re567 is not online. re567
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17 Mar 2014 12:45 PM
My version

Russia: Hmm, something is suspicious. Well, we might as well re-instate the Soviet Union, we'd get some nice things!

USA: Ummm... *Insert stupidly unnecessary sanctions here*

*Drone flies over Crimea*

Crimea: YAY, WE'RE GOING TO BE PART OF RUSSIA!

Ukraine: We will crush the Left, and make Fascism/Nationalism everywhere!

USA: *doop doop* WE DENY THE DRONE!

Russia: You sure?

*China flies by*

China: USA! GET YOURSELF OVER HERE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRIEND RUSSIA?!

North Korea: Time to sit back, and reduce da nukes.

USA: Ummmm... *Thinks of stupid reasons along with Ukraine*

And, war is soon declared after a while!
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Riducule is not online. Riducule
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17 Mar 2014 01:22 PM

My version:

Cast list:
America
Russia
UK

Crimea
Germany

Russia: hmmm ve hav vound ze dronez over CRIMEA!

America: not! it is not ours! we deny all rights!

Russia: hmmm... ve vill ze vbout vat. aha! Vut is dis?? vit is un american flag!

America: err, no! we were protecting the civilians of crimea!

Russia: no you were not! liar!


Russia: gtfo.

UK: excuse me, but I suggest you leave my friend alone, we will not allow a war!

Germany: vhy do you have to be so pedantic briittaaaiinnn? ve can crush russia.

UK: well, you can do that, but im not intervening. we had a formal vote.

crimea: omg we mite be part of russia!111

germany: no! you want to be with us, don't you, crimea?

nukes everywhere.





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HellSlayer523 is not online. HellSlayer523
Joined: 01 Oct 2011
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17 Mar 2014 02:30 PM
Russia: Hey USA, we found you're drone.
USA: oh, um. Thanks.
USA: (inside) Sh!t.
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ExcellentOverPlayer is not online. ExcellentOverPlayer
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17 Mar 2014 05:32 PM
My Version

Russa:Heey,we just found a drone spying over here in Crimea who's is it?

Autstrallia:Mine:D

Russa:No,Its the UK because it has the Union Jack on it.

UK:DARN IT!

USA:No,It was just a joke Its ours now GIVE IT BAK!!!!

UK:NO ITS MINE!!!!

Russsa:Boom,it just blew up,sorry.

All apart from Russa:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DDDDDDD:

Russsa: :D
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civilizationfreak is not online. civilizationfreak
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17 Mar 2014 05:34 PM
"USA: Yeah, we misplaced it there, thanks for finding it, it was supposed to be in our own country spying on our citizens." LOL that was actually pretty funny
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nathan15051 is not online. nathan15051
Joined: 26 Jan 2013
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17 Mar 2014 05:37 PM
Russia: We found one of our drones!
USA: Ehm.....
Russia: We're gonna shoot it down!
USA Hey wait, nooooooo!!
"drone blows up and falls over Moscow but the drone had a plutonium energy core so all russia explodes"
USA: Yay


LOL
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nathan15051 is not online. nathan15051
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17 Mar 2014 05:38 PM
Seriousl why didn't they shoot it down?
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mathisawsome is not online. mathisawsome
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17 Mar 2014 06:39 PM
Playful and Hellslayer did the best remakes. ^_^




Oh, and the Pentagon is claiming Russia found no drone.




Liars.
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HellSlayer523 is not online. HellSlayer523
Joined: 01 Oct 2011
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18 Mar 2014 09:37 AM
@math
aw, thanks.
c:
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PlayfulDog is not online. PlayfulDog
Joined: 28 Nov 2012
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18 Mar 2014 11:20 AM
Russia, Hey, we found a drone over OUR land
Ukraine: No, It's over our land and we want it there.
USA: Nea nea nea boo boo!
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