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| 16 Mar 2014 05:22 PM |
Russia: Hey, we found one of your drones.
USA: GOD DAMMIT |
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| 16 Mar 2014 05:28 PM |
| USA: Yeah, we misplaced it there, thanks for finding it, it was supposed to be in our own country spying on our citizens. |
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| 16 Mar 2014 05:57 PM |
| This is going to escalate. I hate how most of American Media just stopped covering it all together. |
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| 16 Mar 2014 07:16 PM |
REDO:
Russia: Hey, we found one of your drones.
*on the outside* USA: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know there was a drone wondering over Crimea awkwardly. I don't even think its ours.
*on the inside* USA: GOD DAMMIT |
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| 16 Mar 2014 09:32 PM |
Russia; He we found your drone USA; The first one or the 88th one? |
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| 16 Mar 2014 10:09 PM |
| How would a 90's drone look like? The same one we have one? |
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| 16 Mar 2014 10:17 PM |
Wait, I found some more info.
USA: Wait a minute, you didn't really catch one of our drones, did you?
Russia: GOD DAMMIT |
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| 16 Mar 2014 10:18 PM |
| Let me guess? It wasn't USA's? |
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| 16 Mar 2014 10:20 PM |
Idk. Anyways, the info was from the Pentagon. Soooo...
Russia: We did catch one of your drones.
USA: No you didn't!
Russia: YES I DID!
USA: NO YOU DIDN'T LIARS!
Russia: You hypocrites. *sighs* |
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| 16 Mar 2014 10:33 PM |
| I swear, my country's government is just planning on global domination. Here I thought that we only had drones in our country and the Middle East, heck, we might actually have them all over the world. |
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| 16 Mar 2014 10:42 PM |
cr4ft are you stupid or?
if we were planning world domination we'd just go guns a blazing into russia. people really overestimate how strong russia's military is |
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| 17 Mar 2014 12:45 PM |
My version
Russia: Hmm, something is suspicious. Well, we might as well re-instate the Soviet Union, we'd get some nice things!
USA: Ummm... *Insert stupidly unnecessary sanctions here*
*Drone flies over Crimea*
Crimea: YAY, WE'RE GOING TO BE PART OF RUSSIA!
Ukraine: We will crush the Left, and make Fascism/Nationalism everywhere!
USA: *doop doop* WE DENY THE DRONE!
Russia: You sure?
*China flies by*
China: USA! GET YOURSELF OVER HERE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRIEND RUSSIA?!
North Korea: Time to sit back, and reduce da nukes.
USA: Ummmm... *Thinks of stupid reasons along with Ukraine*
And, war is soon declared after a while! |
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| 17 Mar 2014 01:22 PM |
My version:
Cast list: America Russia UK
Crimea Germany
Russia: hmmm ve hav vound ze dronez over CRIMEA!
America: not! it is not ours! we deny all rights!
Russia: hmmm... ve vill ze vbout vat. aha! Vut is dis?? vit is un american flag!
America: err, no! we were protecting the civilians of crimea!
Russia: no you were not! liar!
Russia: gtfo.
UK: excuse me, but I suggest you leave my friend alone, we will not allow a war!
Germany: vhy do you have to be so pedantic briittaaaiinnn? ve can crush russia.
UK: well, you can do that, but im not intervening. we had a formal vote.
crimea: omg we mite be part of russia!111
germany: no! you want to be with us, don't you, crimea?
nukes everywhere.
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| 17 Mar 2014 02:30 PM |
Russia: Hey USA, we found you're drone. USA: oh, um. Thanks. USA: (inside) Sh!t. |
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| 17 Mar 2014 05:32 PM |
My Version
Russa:Heey,we just found a drone spying over here in Crimea who's is it?
Autstrallia:Mine:D
Russa:No,Its the UK because it has the Union Jack on it.
UK:DARN IT!
USA:No,It was just a joke Its ours now GIVE IT BAK!!!!
UK:NO ITS MINE!!!!
Russsa:Boom,it just blew up,sorry.
All apart from Russa:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DDDDDDD:
Russsa: :D |
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| 17 Mar 2014 05:34 PM |
| "USA: Yeah, we misplaced it there, thanks for finding it, it was supposed to be in our own country spying on our citizens." LOL that was actually pretty funny |
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| 17 Mar 2014 05:37 PM |
Russia: We found one of our drones! USA: Ehm..... Russia: We're gonna shoot it down! USA Hey wait, nooooooo!! "drone blows up and falls over Moscow but the drone had a plutonium energy core so all russia explodes" USA: Yay
LOL |
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| 17 Mar 2014 05:38 PM |
| Seriousl why didn't they shoot it down? |
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| 17 Mar 2014 06:39 PM |
Playful and Hellslayer did the best remakes. ^_^
Oh, and the Pentagon is claiming Russia found no drone.
Liars. |
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| 18 Mar 2014 11:20 AM |
Russia, Hey, we found a drone over OUR land Ukraine: No, It's over our land and we want it there. USA: Nea nea nea boo boo! |
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