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lagio4 is not online. lagio4
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16 Mar 2014 05:08 PM
03-15-2014 05:46 AM
Chet fell out of his house. Why the name Chet? I have no idea. Oh, and you're to pronounce it as shet. Sh-Et, got it? Chet needed to go to the window glass shop, because he had broken his window falling out of his house. He got his wallet, and set off. Only to find out the window glass shop was closed because a dog ate the owner.

"Chet, they're going to kill me! Why do I say Chet? Never mind." Chet dove through the window and stole a good enough window. The police did medicine checks the same day, so Chet got busted for looking like a mime.

"Chet, you know not to take medicine!" the police officer said, as he cuffed Chet. Chet was taken to jail, before court. Chet forgot his wallet, so he didn't have a lawyer, and the people were too lazy to get him one. The rich white businessmen thought he was stupid, so they unanimously voted guilty, but the judge forced him to do cool stuff, even though he was a scrawny man at 5'11" and only 169 pounds. The CIA thought he was too stupid, so he got passed on to the FBI. Now Chet is a secret agent.

"Chet, you are being sent to infiltrate Denmark because they didn't give us our lollipops! So you gotta kill the guy who's the leader, k? kthxbye, oh and you're going to be with 7 people to make sure you don't screw up." So Chet is now an illegal immigrant who has to infiltrate Denmark. So he got a plane, and he jumped into a lake at 10,000 feet, and got super bellyflop pain, while the 7 other people just walked across the border.

They went and mugged some guy, and then settled at his house, giving the poor guy some tea and his bed again.

"Chet," said Pooka, a teammate,"When are you going to stop being stupid?" as Chet was picking his nose digging for green boogers. Chet stuck his pistol in his nose, trying to get it all, when he accidentally pulled the trigger. Click.

"Damn it, I thought he would've died," whispered Chinka, the team leader to Fonty, another teammate."

"Oh, there's the huge one!" Chet stuck the 2 inch cubed booger on the table.

"We're definitely killing him later." Chinka said. Chet was too busy picking his nose to notice. The next morning, Pooka gave Chet a wet willy, and Chet cried. Pooka told Chet to follow him, and so Chet did. Then suddenly, Pooka put his gun point-blank to Chet's head, and Chet looked down and found a nickel, so he picked it up right when Pooka shot the gun. The bullet ricochet, and hit Pooka and then he died.

"Oh look, Pooka tried to kill me, but the nickel distracted me from noticing he was point-blank from shooting me, so when he shot while I ducked to get the nickel, he killed himself! Y U NO BE NICE AND NO TRAITOR?!?!" Chet sobbed. End of part 1...


Chet went back sobbing when Fonty started to comfort him.

"What happened, Chet?"

"Pooka killed himself..."

"WTF?!"

Fonty screamed and ran out of the house, to be seen again in Part 3, and why do I keep breaking the 4th wall? Chet ate some cereal, then kicked the door down and went out. Chinka and the others went with him, heading ever towards the lollipop factory.

"Chinka, I'm hungry," said Janku, the engineer. Chinka threw a pie at him, and Janku was satisfied enough. Vunka, the weapons specialist, was tinkering with a thing that kinda looked like a nuke but was portable by hand. Suddenly, a UFO fell out of the sky and slammed on Vunka. Vunka got up, and started moving again. Chet was bored, so he went to the window glass shop in Copenhagen, found out the owner was eaten by seals, then dove through the window, breaking the glass, and got some windows, while the group was walking to the lollipop factory. He was heaving the glass around, and finally he eventually caught up.

"Chet, why do you have a window?" Unta said, and all of a sudden, Chet turned around with the glass, and it struck Unta in the head, but he was only knocked out, for like, 5 hours. Chet proceeded to put tea bags in his mouth, as procedure of victory, and then poured some warm water in Unta's mouth. The group slept, while Chet was rolling in circles, having to pee. Eventually Janku noticed, so he used magic to drain Chet's blad.

"Janku, why do you have powers like the guys from endless worlds?" Chet said, in extreme confusion.

"How the hell do you know about them?" Janku asked.

"Oh, I was the friend of some guy named John who eventually got killed by inactivity of the RP."

"Oh."

The next morning, the group got up again. End of part 2.



They went to Starbuck's for the morning. Chet likes eating muffins, so they went to the bakery next door since Starbuck's has terrible muffins. Chet vomited when he tasted a sesame seed. He vomited again eating the wrapper. Then he vomited out the wrapper.

"Good breakfast. Let's get going guys!" Chet said. Chet went to the name changing place to change his name to Snogierdyh. Yeah, we're actually going to call him Snogierdyh in dialogue, but we call him Chet by 3rd person.

"Snogierdyh, how'd you get that name?" Chinka said, while he was sipping up the last of his espresso.

"Uh... Um... EHR.... OK.... TROLL STORY!" Chet jumped out the window and broke the glass, and knocked himself out.

"Why is Snogierdyh so stupid?" Vunka said, while they were waiting for Chet (Snogierdyh) to get up. At that moment, Fonty fell out of the sky and started running, stepping on Chet (Snogierdyh), and running even further. Fonty did a double-take, and then said, "Oh, there you guys are."

"Let's change his name back to Chet." Chinka sighed. They went to the name changing place and forged his signature so his name would be Chet again. Chet woke up, while they were dragging him along.

"Chet, I gotta go to the bathroom. Would you follow me?" Vunka asked politely, and so they went to the gas station. When they were in the bathroom, Vunka activated the portable nuke. It did nothing until Vunka screamed the word Boom! At that moment, Vunka was instantly vaporized, but the gas station blew up. Chet fell on the mud face first.

"Is that a pie? Tastes like soil."

Chet sobbed when he found out Vunka had explosive bathroom issues.

"Chinka, why does Vunka have extreme bathroom issues?" Chet asked.

"Vunka ate a taco at Taco Bell."

"Oh."

"Where'd you get the name Snogierdyh?"

"Reverse."

"What?"

Part 3 end.
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3MAJ is not online. 3MAJ
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MattDominator is not online. MattDominator
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16 Mar 2014 05:15 PM
That was a beautiful story. I cried.
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sisteena is not online. sisteena
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16 Mar 2014 05:17 PM
"Short" story
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seventhplague is not online. seventhplague
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16 Mar 2014 05:19 PM
"pooka"

thats my cats name
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LuckyDoggs is not online. LuckyDoggs
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16 Mar 2014 05:24 PM
>send to CIA messanger's office

>gets arrested
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3MAJ is not online. 3MAJ
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16 Mar 2014 05:37 PM
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MattDominator is not online. MattDominator
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16 Mar 2014 05:41 PM
Make another one!
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lagio4 is not online. lagio4
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16 Mar 2014 09:12 PM
sure

part 4 will come when i feel like it
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