Xkrew
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| 14 Mar 2014 07:14 PM |
Boy : Marry me.. ? Girl: Do you have a house..? Boy : No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ? Boy : No.. Girl: How much is your salary.. ? Boy : No salary.. but,.. Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.! Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I am the BOSS |
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| 14 Mar 2014 07:15 PM |
i dont get it
I ain't even mad. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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raichu97
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Xkrew
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| 14 Mar 2014 07:17 PM |
Police: where do u live? Me: with my parents Police: where does ur parents live? Me: with me Police: where do u all live? Me: together Police: where is ur house? Me: next to my neighbors house Police: where is your neighbors house? Me: if i tell you u wont believe me. Police: tell me Me: next to my house |
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| 14 Mar 2014 07:17 PM |
| the joke is that op shouldn't be a comedian |
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| 14 Mar 2014 07:19 PM |
wow seen both of these jokes elsewhere #fail
~[What a shame]~ |
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