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| 13 Mar 2014 10:21 AM |
Hey guys I just found my note pad and looked in it found this, I think I copy and pasted off of C7G so here
EPIC C&G RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
VAKTUS
VERSUS
PSPJOHN
BEGIN
Vaktus: Gather around VAKs, for it appears we shall soon have lunch, Pspjohn's arm will sure offer a delightful crunch. You shall be put on a pole, your head looking down, All your puny soldiers shall squeal and run around.
For your men consists of a bunch of shaggy When they die? They seem to claim it was laggy. Drop little bombs all over your base, A evil grin plastered on my face.
I am the bane of the Devil, Pspjohn, *pause* get on my level.
Pspjohn1: Whoa, old man, take a seat. I'm afraid another couple of words, you'll lose your heartbeat. You might've been cool in 2008, But now beating you is a piece of cake,
Afraid the true hard facts? Watch your back, Already got three spies In this poser clan known as VAK.
The time has come, for you to be gone. I'm sure all your little friends won't miss you that long.
WHO WON? WHOSE NEXT?
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Jack0109
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Catucus
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| 13 Mar 2014 10:31 AM |
| Both verses really sucked, but John won. |
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| 13 Mar 2014 10:39 AM |
I can easily, physically, rap better than these two "Emperors of true empires", they ain't got a clue on how to rap when they've already met their doom They are fated to die, I'm just waiting for them to- *BOOM!* ...
Ah, just forget that explosion I'd know nothing about nuclear fusion They still know less than me, Both are idle Emperors on their thrones, generals do the vital things that they don't worry about They're just figureheads, Wake up then tucked to bed
One has the worst choice of HRs in his dreams His empire could fall in one simple sweep The other seems to have control of the galaxy in his reign But the collapse of his high rank system is about to begin
Now I know why clans like you both don't last Nothing original, no new ideals Only the saying "Seig Heil! Seig Heil!" Helghan, Cobra, and Reaper, Know this: The end is nearer than you think, it's soon the world's demise, so I'm out of here, Soon, newer clans will take your clan's prize.
Just your average everyday evil overlord from outer space. |
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Catucus
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| 13 Mar 2014 10:41 AM |
^yours was better, but still not great.
You rhymed reign with begin. |
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| 13 Mar 2014 10:45 AM |
| Cat, i'd like to see you try when you're just sitting here saying they're bad |
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BaIance
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