timpookie
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| 13 Mar 2014 06:19 AM |
Alright guys, so I just found a funny sonnet written by Shakesphere.
That time and year thou mayst in me behold Is far off distant yet and still to come; That future time when you and yours are cold And life is so advanced is where I’m from. We’ve conquered fear and found Einstein was right, Newton was wrong; space-time is relative, And across the years a man can take flight And find himself a new era to live. The problem is career options are few; In my time I’m a simple historian. That’s why I’ve come to 1592 In my sweet ride, a tricked-out DeLorean, To write great plays and poetry sublime, And prove to be the greatest of all time
DAFUQ HES A TIMETRAVELLER!
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| 13 Mar 2014 06:27 AM |
A haiku about school
No no no no no, Hell no, no no no, hell no, No no no no no. |
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timpookie
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| 13 Mar 2014 06:31 AM |
Dude, it's not a haiku about school. It's a sonnet about time-travel.
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| 13 Mar 2014 06:34 AM |
No
I was posting my own poetry.
I made a Haiku about school.
It follows the five-seven-five format. |
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timpookie
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| 13 Mar 2014 06:41 AM |
Oh.
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| 13 Mar 2014 07:33 AM |
No, it's a real poem! I read it in school!
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| 13 Mar 2014 07:35 AM |
| It was ghost written, I mean. |
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| 13 Mar 2014 07:39 AM |
Oh yeah, without a doubt it was made by a Shakespeare impersonator!
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