Cizox
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| 10 Mar 2014 10:45 PM |
To begin with lets look at the facts. First of all, it is an indisputable fact that he comes from the fire Kingdom located in Detroit. I mean look at him, looking all smug and fancy with his nice robe he got at Kmart for a nice store-wide sale of 9.95 plus tax. And just look at his smile. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? Do you see a bird? Of course you do. That bird was sent to spy on your suspicious behavior. That is not the case anymore. And, isn't it suspicious that he has a small inverted triangle at his forehead? You may think it's not that big of deal, but it's deeper than you think. That triangle obviously represents the illuminati, because what rhymes with Illuminati? Guest000.
Have you seen his amulet lately? You may be wondering "They must of had a sale at Kay's.", but no. That amulet is the source of his power. With that amulet alone, he has the power to summon 15 sharknados all at once. That's not the worse part, there is also the problem with his fiery crown. That flame clearly symbolizes that he is the king of the Fire Kingdom, I mean why else would someone wear it with pride? All 8000 other people with that crown just got it at Party City for the occasion. Last, but certainly least, is his Void Star. Stars, as we know grow over time. As we learn in grade school, stars with more mass than the average star grows into a black hole. Surprisingly, a void is just a place of nothingness, which also relates to a black hole. So what i'm getting at here is that since guest000o is obviously 15.6 billion years old, he is just simply waiting for that star on his head to convert into a black hole, and kill us all in the process. My estimate that the black hole will devour us at 12:53 PM PST.
As you can see, Guest000o is nothing but a no good dirty double crossing fire kingdom illuminatist from the 4th dimension out to kill us all with his black hole crown. Oh, and he has Phoenix wings. |
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roydoe
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Cizox
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| 10 Mar 2014 10:57 PM |
| My scientific breakthrough will not go un-noticed |
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Guest000o
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applekk
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| 11 Mar 2014 10:06 AM |
| this is the best thing I've seen from rt |
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evilHiii
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PirakAlt
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| 11 Mar 2014 10:45 AM |
have you tried rebooting oh wait this is the wrong thread |
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Fazana
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| 11 Mar 2014 10:51 AM |
Cizox: 99999999999999999999 Guest: 0
~Another post by the pessimistic cake munching Brit.~ @InsanityBrit |
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Cizox
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Tillek
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| 11 Mar 2014 09:04 PM |
| You have too much time on your hands? I prefer buying a game of checkers and playing with a sibling of yours. |
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Cizox
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| 11 Mar 2014 09:06 PM |
this entire thing took ~10 minutes to write
how is that having too much time |
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luis15232
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| 27 Mar 2014 09:54 PM |
bump >third world problems< |
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