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Re: How to avoid girls in Roblox

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wantsomemoney is not online. wantsomemoney
Joined: 06 Nov 2012
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08 Mar 2014 03:35 PM
*IMPORTANT,THE ORIGINAL VERSION IS BELOW, I REVISED THIS FOR ROBLOX* 'http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=233024000'

This Guide is made of knowledge from 1000 years.It will teach you the holy art of avoiding girls in Roblox.
What you need:
-A Computer
-Roblox
-Being a guy
-Being Euphoric

What is a girl?
A "girl" is a disgusting creature that lives in dark unwanted places like "discos" and "clubs"
They are dirty,creepy and always talk in high pitched noises on purpose.
Unfortunately, ROBLOX's powers are getting weak and we need to help him getting these creatures out of our holy realm.We do it for Victory,for us,for humanity,for Roblox..

The encounter...
So imagine this:
You are playing with your friends on Roblox in a server.After only 30 minutes of game play,you suddenly read a foul sickening chat that says "haayyy guyyyssss,can you let me win?", or "haayyy guyyyssss, do you think I'm cute?".
You shiver,ask yourself what that thing is.But thanks to this Guide;you'll know.
Now, be a hero and proceed to the first step.

1st step:
Spam the chat with "Everyone ignore this creature" so everyone can see how important this step is.

2nd step:
Spam random words in the chat so the girl can't be acknowledge with it's annoying messages,while the other people are ignoring her.

3rd step:
Call an Admin right away.He must ban this thing as fast as possible.Every seconds counts...According to the fact that just the existence of her, or 'it', on the server can cause physical and mental damages for life,leave if necessary.If you are the Admin;WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

4th step:
Pray to god, or ROBLOX.

*Extra step:
If no Admin is online,try kill to her in-game or annoy her as much as possible.It angers her and increases the chance that she (or it) will leave the Server.

Victory?
The girl successfully leaved the server.What now?You must help players on the server with bad mental injuries caused by that 'thing'.
*But what if I told you there are much more "girls" on Roblox?
That's right!The battle is never over, be prepared for a second wave.*

Facts about girls and defeating them
-It it scientifically proven that Girls lurk on the Internet to win money.
(Because they are ignorant)
-If you give them money,you don't give Roblox any money.Their power will rise and Roblox will fall.Don't do it!!!
-Girls have more toxic bacteria than toilet seats,rotten corpses, and your keyboard, don't touch them.

Tips for defeating them:
-Give all your property and money to Roblox!Don't spend a single dime for yourself!Only for your most necessary needs.
-NEVER EVER leave your gaming room!(Everything is a trap outside and rumors say there are over 3 billion girls outside!!)

Thank you for your support and service to Roblox. And be careful out there.



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MoronicGuy is not online. MoronicGuy
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08 Mar 2014 03:36 PM
in this moment I am euphoric
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ElsaWeasel is not online. ElsaWeasel
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hello473 is not online. hello473
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08 Mar 2014 03:36 PM
what even is this

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Neoright is not online. Neoright
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08 Mar 2014 03:37 PM
Copy and pasted

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GoshiDoll is not online. GoshiDoll
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08 Mar 2014 03:37 PM
this is just so sad it's funny
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wantsomemoney is not online. wantsomemoney
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08 Mar 2014 03:46 PM
Yes, it is copy and pasted, I took the original version and revised it for Roblox. Please at least read the first 2 lines.. Why would I rewrite the entire thing instead of just copying and pasting and then edit the guide? (I did not make this guide, therefor I take no credit for this guide)
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Schyster is not online. Schyster
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08 Mar 2014 03:46 PM
does op like men too much or something
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KotawlX is not online. KotawlX
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08 Mar 2014 03:47 PM
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KotawlX is not online. KotawlX
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wantsomemoney is not online. wantsomemoney
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08 Mar 2014 03:48 PM
The original poster is 'Telkin' on Steam. Not sure if he does..
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EmitRellevart is not online. EmitRellevart
Joined: 17 Dec 2011
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08 Mar 2014 03:48 PM
you didnt describe a girl you described an oder

get your facts straight

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KotawlX is not online. KotawlX
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08 Mar 2014 03:50 PM
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ForumGame is not online. ForumGame
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08 Mar 2014 03:53 PM
This is screwed up.

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godzilla2321 is not online. godzilla2321
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08 Mar 2014 03:54 PM
Either you like men or you have an anti-social life OP.
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PlayinSmRbloxCusYnot is not online. PlayinSmRbloxCusYnot
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08 Mar 2014 04:00 PM
LOL
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