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| 08 Mar 2014 03:31 AM |
SPOILER: [This is a not very humorous joke. If you don't find it funny to any degree, ignore it.]
This is a 15 minute course for educational purposes. Use at your own risk. Whatever. This work more gangnam style than your big C with a circle symbol Go find a dog.
TEXTBOOK:
CHAPTER 1: GRABBING THEIR ATTENTION: Step 1. First, thou must grabbth the attention of thy vakkies by firing at them with their standard slightly underpowered gun thing. This causes them to fire back.
Step 2. Second, you must demand to speak to the highest ranking person at the base. There is a small little rule in the Vaktovian guidelines that mandates this right to a raider. (Source: Vaktus' face, mid 2013)
Step 3. Claim you have access to their technology and raid plans, and unless you meet their demands, you will leak on C&G in 24 hours.
Step 4. Demand whatever you want
Step 5. Wait for the general or whatever to attempt to compromise
Step 6. Do not give in and shoot the nearest guard to show you're serious
Step 7. Demand 1 thousand robux if they don't deliver in 3 hours
Step 8. Wait 3 hours
Step 9. If they don't give 1k, start shooting the guards. Don't miss. Get the general in a jail cell.
Step 10. Start posting on C&G about the general in the jail and all
Step 11. Wait until they deliver
Step 12. Done.
[~] - HEIL LAWRD CACKTUS!!!1!1!1!1 - [~]
oh and khajiits are cool theres no good argonian retextures that are easy to modify heil #NickIsNotNinja
TEST 1:
What is step 4 of this operation?:
What is the demand if they don't supply 1k in 3 hours?
What is the source of the raider's right to speak to a general?
What is gangnam style? NAJE NUTA SARONGAN INA JOGINYEOJA blahblahblah
[~] - #NeomaxtariaSwag - [~] |
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| 08 Mar 2014 03:33 AM |
Doesn't this work on any clan with a decent reputation and a base?
[~] - The Imperator of Neomaxtaria, The founder of the Neomaxtarian Nation, and our flag was still there. - [~] |
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RevonX
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| 08 Mar 2014 03:39 AM |
someone call up that USA rebellion thing we got some money to get from the cactus!
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EricRoach
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| 08 Mar 2014 03:42 AM |
| this has been confirmed and will become a course you can take in the university of tryhards. |
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| 08 Mar 2014 03:45 AM |
| Brb, making a group called the University of TryHards. |
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EricRoach
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