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| 05 Mar 2014 10:56 PM |
All posts are undying love regardless of what's posted.
Also, ily gina
also also did we have math homework? |
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| 05 Mar 2014 10:58 PM |
ily brittbritt<33
also yes, it was a worksheet |
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| 05 Mar 2014 11:00 PM |
@gina
oh. well i didnt do it |
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| 05 Mar 2014 11:03 PM |
treecked !™
u hav bin lel'd by the top comady of rabloks talk!
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u mad? XD |
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| 05 Mar 2014 11:04 PM |
ur both figs without the i and replaced with a XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
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| 06 Mar 2014 12:16 AM |
| except that we aren't though |
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| 06 Mar 2014 12:17 AM |
In the year 2025 in the halls of the Reichschancellory a German soldier was running to an office. when he reached the door he dropkicked it open. "Mine Furor! The Americans are inside Berlin!"
[Wait, 2025? If Adolf did survive past WW2, wouldn't he be dead at this point? I don't know, he would be over a hundred.]
Adolph Adolf, king of Neo-Germany, looked up from his volksdesk rapidly. "Mein gott in Himmel! I must escape!" Quickly he ran to his secret underground laboratory. Scientists were running around and conducting scientific experiments. "Active the time machine!" shouted Adolf. Adolf could hear Americans shouting in the tunnel behind him, murdering innocent German scientists and soldiers to satiate their blood lust.
[Yeah, that makes sense. Send your only leader to a time period that barely had any medicine or technological luxuries like heating or air conditioning of any kind. I see this working well.]
"But mine Furor, the temporal coordinates are not set! You could be sent ANYWHERE!"
"It is irrelevant, fool! I must survive so that National Socialism can continue!" The thoroughly chastised scientist activated the time machine, and Adolf was thrown through time - to 29AD! When Adolf stepped through the portal he saw a beautiful man with blue eyes and a long beard.
[So how does Adolf plan to come back if there is no time machine in Jesus's time?]
"Greetings, my son," he said. Adolf looked around.
"Where am I?"
"In Israel, my son. Come, have lunch with me. My name is Jesus Christ." Adolf was instantly amazed. He had been a devout Christian all his life and he was honored to eat dinner with Jesus.
[Yeah, a devout Christian would of course slaughter millions in the name of Christ. Not since Richard the Lionheart or Cortes has religion based genocide ever been so glorious.]
During lunch Adolf explained the tenets of National Socialism to the Messiah. To his delight, Jesus loved it! Within an hour Jesus was won over to National Socialism. Adolf felt joy in his heart. National Socialism would live again!
[Yeah, Jesus would defiantly love the concept of millions dying and millions of others worshipping a man like some second reincarnation of him. This author has managed to capture Christ so well.]
While they were talking Adolf found himself checking out Jesus' tight bod. If he wasn't Furor of Germany... But he wasn't Furor anymore,was he? That night when Adolf and Jesus were in bed together Adolf said "Jesus, what do you think of... love between men?"
[No Jesus, Jesus no. You can't man, you just ca.......
"What do you mean, Adolf?" Jesus asked. Adolf took a deep breath. He would have to be bold.
"This is what I mean." He leaned over and started Frenching with the Lord. At the same time he reached down and started tugging on his already turgid member (Christ slept in the buff). Jesus broke off the kiss.
[......... For the Christians reading this. You know that feeling that your going to hell for reading this? Hold onto that, that means your still sane.]
"Adolf I - I don't know if I can do this. It feels so good, so right, but I'm afraid. I've never been with another man before."
"I've never been with a man, either, Jesus. I'm scared, just like you are, but we can't let our fears rule us! I love you, Jesus. Do you love me?" Adolf's eyes had tears in them.
Jesus smiled. "Yes, Adolf. I love you." They embraced. Again, they kissed passionately.
[I'm in a fetal position holding back vomit, that's how disturbed I am.]
Adolf continued to jerk Christ off. When he began to tense up Adolf lowered his head to Christ's stiff member and caught Christ's sticky seed in his mouth. There was an incredible amount of it and it splashed everywhere. When Adolf rose up again Jesus locked lips with him. He could taste his own salty liquid in Adolf's mouth, and he didn't care. Jesus was happy for the first time in his life.
[Well author, your going to Hell. I'm sorry author but you are, you really are. No follower of Christ would ever portray him fondling a man who is responsible for the death of millions! Why not pair Buddha with Genghis Khahn while your at it? Or Muhammed with Saddam Hussein?]
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| 06 Mar 2014 12:30 AM |
Uhm.....What?
☯♆♔~ Ⓨo Ⓢiempre Ⓖano~♔♆☯ |
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| 06 Mar 2014 12:41 AM |
(.\/.) _____P
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| 06 Mar 2014 01:30 AM |
support.
Decapitating Group Bills... |
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