tacitum
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| 05 Mar 2014 03:55 PM |
Okay this joke connects to each question:
Q:If you throw 1 brick out of a plane that holds 500 bricks, how many do you have? A: 499 bricks
Q: There are 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge, what are they? A: Open the fridge, put the elephant in, then close the fridge.
Q: Now there are 4 steps to putting a deer in a fridge, what are they? A: Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, then close the fridge.
Q: All the animals were at the Lion King's party, which animal wasn't? A: The deer because it was still stuck in the fridge.
Q: A man crosses an alligator-infested swamp, and goes straight through unharmed, how does he do it? A: Normally, because all the animals were at the Lion King's party.
Q: However, shortly after, he dies after crossing. Why? A: He gets hit by the brick.
Give feedback plox. :P
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drpece231
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| 05 Mar 2014 03:55 PM |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlMoDUBIg00 |
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tacitum
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| 05 Mar 2014 03:57 PM |
| God, you guys have no humor. This is an LOL. |
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