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| 01 Mar 2014 10:39 PM |
On a warm, summer night, a lone light flourished in the Sacred Swamp. The light 'twas our almighty Ogrelord Shrek. His beautiful green light was accompanied by the Donkeys of DuLoc, singing in the light. The Ogrelord's beautiful light attracted the many worshippers of Shrek, who bowed down to the Almighty Shrek, as the asses sang their song.
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| 01 Mar 2014 10:42 PM |
"get shrekt" Canticle of Far Far Away, 14:9
~you're just 5-liters of blood sloshing in a meatbag |
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| 01 Mar 2014 10:45 PM |
| On a warm, summer night, a lone light flourished in the Sacred Swamp. The light 'twas our almighty Ogrelord Shrek. His beautiful green light was accompanied by the Donkeys of DuLoc, singing in the light. The Ogrelord's beautiful light attracted the many worshippers of Shrek, who bowed down to the Almighty Shrek, as the asses sang their song.On a warm, summer night, a lone light flourished in the Sacred Swamp. The light 'twas our almighty Ogrelord Shrek. His beautiful green light was accompanied by the Donkeys of DuLoc, singing in the light. The Ogrelord's beautiful light attracted the many worshippers of Shrek, who bowed down to the Almighty Shrek, as the asses sang their song.On a warm, summer night, a lone light flourished in the Sacred Swamp. The light 'twas our almighty Ogrelord Shrek. His beautiful green light was accompanied by the Donkeys of DuLoc, singing in the light. The Ogrelord's beautiful light attracted the many worshippers of Shrek, who bowed down to the Almighty Shrek, as the asses sang their song.On a warm, summer night, a lone light flourished in the Sacred Swamp. The light 'twas our almighty Ogrelord Shrek. His beautiful green light was accompanied by the Donkeys of DuLoc, singing in the light. The Ogrelord's beautiful light attracted the many worshippers of Shrek, who bowed down to the Almighty Shrek, as the asses sang their song.On a warm, summer night, a lone light flourished in the Sacred Swamp. The light 'twas our almighty Ogrelord Shrek. His beautiful green light was accompanied by the Donkeys of DuLoc, singing in the light. The Ogrelord's beautiful light attracted the many worshippers of Shrek, who bowed down to the Almighty Shrek, as the asses sang their song.On a warm, summer night, a lone light flourished in the Sacred Swamp. The light 'twas our almighty Ogrelord Shrek. His beautiful green light was accompanied by the Donkeys of DuLoc, singing in the light. The Ogrelord's beautiful light attracted the many worshippers of Shrek, who bowed down to the Almighty Shrek, as the asses sang their song.On a warm, summer night, a lone light flourished in the Sacred Swamp. The light 'twas our almighty Ogrelord Shrek. His beautiful green light was accompanied by the Donkeys of DuLoc, singing in the light. The Ogrelord's beautiful light attracted the many worshippers of Shrek, who bowed down to the Almighty Shrek, as the asses sang their song.On a warm, summer night, a lone light flourished in the Sacred Swamp. The light 'twas our almighty Ogrelord Shrek. His beautiful green light was accompanied by the Donkeys of DuLoc, singing in the light. The Ogrelord's beautiful light attracted the many worshippers of Shrek, who bowed down to the Almighty Shrek, as the asses sang their song. |
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| 01 Mar 2014 10:47 PM |
yes, I know the canticle of Far Far Away is technically aprocryphal, but it solidifies the Ogrelord's divinity and shows us a number of tales of how evil falls in the face of good and it provides a good argument for the theodicy of shrek
the problem is, of course, that it also subtly implies that donkey was not the Ogrelord's one True Steed
~you're just 5-liters of blood sloshing in a meatbag |
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| 01 Mar 2014 10:49 PM |
| Of course Donkey is Shrek's steed, I said "donkeys", plural. |
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| 01 Mar 2014 10:51 PM |
But is he the one True Steed, bathed in the holy light of Earwax Illumina? History is pretty vague on that matter.
~you're just 5-liters of blood sloshing in a meatbag |
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