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| 01 Mar 2014 09:17 PM |
would you be alive because of the double negative?
Like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the world may never know. |
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CatDoq
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| 01 Mar 2014 09:18 PM |
everlasting life!
~Many Bothans died to bring us this information.~ |
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Flunken
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| 01 Mar 2014 09:20 PM |
Let's see.
My name is Phil. I'm allergic to death. So, therefore, if I get into a deadly situation, such as, speeding cars, construction zones, really, really, big buildings, I die.
Now, let's say I somehow manage to avoid all of these things, and I am on my deathbed. But, I am allergic to death. So.. do I die? Or do the death's just cancel each other out?
[Conclusion: This paradox will implode the universe.]
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| 01 Mar 2014 09:21 PM |
The universe does not die by expanding It will die as we make paradoxes. |
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| 01 Mar 2014 09:22 PM |
i think you'd just kinda get a fk ton of illnesses a few seconds before you die
ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ/ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ/ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ/sᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴏʟʟ |
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