death1222
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| 25 Feb 2014 10:09 AM |
i had jar jar no open the end
support 4 more storiez |
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| 25 Feb 2014 10:31 AM |
I looked at the single thing standing in the way of my goal. I spit at it, filthy creature that it was. A jar lid stood in the way of my cookies. I said to myself, "I will try to this one last time...", and I tested my willpower against it's. I pulled, pushed, screwed, bit, humped, gargled, anything in my power. Then I called my mum to help me. She did it. To this day I honor her as the Opener of Jars. |
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JoshWesty
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| 25 Feb 2014 10:47 AM |
No,this is what happened.
We called in the military,hoping they would fix it.
Every single ship,helicopter,soldier,etc aiming their weapons at it.
They fired all at once.
The jar is obliterated.
We won. |
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death1222
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| Joined: 28 Nov 2008 |
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| 25 Feb 2014 11:12 AM |
We completely need more stories about jars. -This isnt spam im actually seriously asking for more stories about jars. |
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JoshWesty
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| 25 Feb 2014 11:40 AM |
A jar.
It smashed your face.
The end.
DESMOND THE MOON BEAR.
The end. |
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