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| 25 Feb 2014 04:19 AM |
on a scale of 1 to 34 what excuse should i use in class tomorrow for completing my homefun?
i said that wrong dint i, nvm that first question answer this one. what should i say to my teacher when she asks for my homefun and i didnt do it? |
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| 25 Feb 2014 05:01 AM |
| I am infected with flesh eating bacteria. |
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Lazevski
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| 25 Feb 2014 05:03 AM |
| say you were attacked by flying mammoths that throw bananas |
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| 25 Feb 2014 06:43 AM |
| dang, ok so those are both good, yesterday i went with pickle people gave me rabbies but ima use one of your 2 today |
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| 25 Feb 2014 06:44 AM |
| the owls are writing a guide for the last dude in kansas city |
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| 25 Feb 2014 06:47 AM |
I did my homework but I'm trying to disprove Descartes by not thinking and still being. So it's just a blank page. Sorry!
ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ/ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ/ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ/sᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴏʟʟ |
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| 25 Feb 2014 06:53 AM |
i'm just copy/pasting these off of a website excuse generator
I did my homework but it was about the theory of relativity and when I went to scoot it off the desk there was nothing to stop it's forward momentum so it slid right out the window and flew away in the breeze.
ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ/ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ/ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ/sᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴏʟʟ |
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| 25 Feb 2014 06:53 AM |
I was gonna do my homework, but then my cure for cancer got in the way.
»Reminder: The Procrastination meeting is tomorrow.« |
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| 25 Feb 2014 06:57 AM |
I did my homework but then the Oompa Loompas came and took it away thinking it was chocolate. I should stop using those scented pens, shouldn't I?
ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ/ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ/ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ/sᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴏʟʟ |
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| 25 Feb 2014 06:59 AM |
I did my homework but I had it proof read by Steven Hawking (no less!). He thought it was ingenious, so he ran me over with his wheel chair and stole it. It got published in about ten physics journals just last week. Critically acclaimed as the most controversial theory to grace modern physics since Bell's theorem! Then, he came back and ran me over again. That's why my arm's broken. Anyway, what were we talking about?
ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ/ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ/ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ/sᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴏʟʟ |
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| 25 Feb 2014 07:41 AM |
@mikeyman12ash
i like the first and third ones, they made me laugh out loud. xD those will do just fine, i think ill have my teacher so confused she may not give any homefun ever again. |
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| 25 Feb 2014 07:43 AM |
what's homefun anyway
ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ/ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ/ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ/sᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴏʟʟ |
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| 25 Feb 2014 07:46 AM |
| homefun is simply homework. our teacher is such a dumfaq and keeps telling us its homefun so that we dont think of it as work, but it really doesnt help cause we simply relize how unfun it really is. and i am in 8th grade. thats right an 8th grade teacher is calling it homefun, she says it so much so that it just gets drilled into your head. |
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| 25 Feb 2014 07:48 AM |
even my kindergarten teacher called it homework would she happen to be a new teacher or...? because in 4th grade I had a teacher fresh out of college and she was a good teacher but she tried to hard to make it seem like something it wasn't
ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ/ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ/ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ/sᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴏʟʟ |
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| 25 Feb 2014 07:56 AM |
| this is her 3rd year teaching. its my first teacher ever to call it that so i have no idea whats wrong with her, all the other classes make fun of us if we accidentally call it that so we are like the laughing stock of the school, and its not even our fault its our teachers fault for saying it like 12 times a day. |
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| 25 Feb 2014 08:00 AM |
idk probably just one of those annoying habits my 5th grade teacher had us stand on "balance boards" while we were doing our math then again she was also the organizer of events for the school's "Juggle Five" so
ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ/ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ/ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ/sᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʀᴏʟʟ |
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| 25 Feb 2014 09:02 AM |
| shes a good teacher i just think she is in way to high of a grade, ealier this year we had a "den day" where she covered the windows and all we do is read books the whole day, and since we are 8th graders we read one book the whole day. see now like...she has some cool ideas for like 4th graders or so, but really 8th grade |
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3MAJ
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