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| 23 Feb 2014 11:18 PM |
>walking dog in park >hot day so i only have shirt and shorts on >notice cute girl walking towards me >start to get nervous >try to play it cool > put on swagger + cool guy face > girl smiles >spaghetti starts to fall > smile back > girl comes closer > she says hi >spaghetti in my fanny pack reaches 600 degrees > stutters "h-hi-hi" >she asks if im ok > spaghetti now the temperature of the sun > bring out tamagotchi > girl is now confused and worried > sweat stains start forming on my power ranger vest > can feel fanny pack trembling, start to shake > girl is visibly frightened at this point > zip starts to go down on my fanny pack >"HOWS THE WEATHER" > spaghetti can no longer be contained >dog howls as spaghetti explodes from ass >pick up dog >spray girl with spaghetti from dogs ass >show no signs of stopping > start screaming "HOWS THE WEATHER" > girl covered in mountain of dog ass spaghetti >attach dog to back to make jetpack >zip finally breaks on fanny pack >combined force of ass spaghetti and fanny pack spaghetti propel me up >break through statosphere >in space >mfw mom wont let me watch bionicles because i lost my tamagotchi |
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| 23 Feb 2014 11:20 PM |
| How long did it take you to make this fine list of tamagotchi hate? |
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| 23 Feb 2014 11:22 PM |
i'm crying
- Adam... and Evil - |
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| 23 Feb 2014 11:25 PM |
what is this
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| 24 Feb 2014 12:26 AM |
it really seems like you're trying to be funny
meme harder friend |
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